I don't own Bleach. Just want you to know that.
The Captains of the Gotei 13 (or what remained of the Gotei 13) were well known. Some were heroes,
some not as much, some were plain epic, some plain creepy.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi was one of the creepy people.
By creepy, I don't mean obsessive stalker creepy or reading minds creepy. Not even dating a Hollow
creepy.
No, Captain Kurotsuchi was in a class by himself.
It didn't help that no one knew basically anything about him. They knew he won the "Captain most
likely to kill his Squad in under a week" award. They knew he had a wierd hat and a purple scarf. They
knew what he looked like in public. And there was one more thing...hmmm...what was
it...oh yeah!
They knew he was creepy.
So though they knew they might regret the decision, and possibly lose multiple limbs, Soi Fon,
Unohana, Byakuya Kuchiki, Sajin Komamura, Shunsui Kyouraku, Toshirou Histugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki,
and Jyuushiro Ukitake agreed to make a list of questions about Captain Kurotsuchi. They would
research him. They convinced themselves that it was only fair, since Mayuri wouldn't hesitate to dissect
them. The first meeting of the ROMK (Research of Mayuri Kurotsuchi) was scheduled during one of
Captain Yamamoto's naps (he wouldn't like it if he knew what the other captains were doing), and
coincidentally, Mayuri was away, blowing something up in the world of the living or something like that.
The captains met quietly, so quietly no one noticed they were gone...
Hmmm. Anyone else get the feeling I'm lying? Please review. I'l try to update soon.
As inspiration strikes. ~Spottedmask77
