((A/N: First of all, this has absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with things that fall from the sky. I am writing this as I go, so I'm sorry for any disturbing images that you may get. HP characters are not mine, they are J.K. Rowling's. So there, ya can't sue me now.))
Things That Fall From The Sky
McGonnogal walks into her 5th year Transfiguration class, to yelling students.
Mcgonnagal: Shuttup you flaming imbociles!
The class quiets, and gives her quzzical looks. She smiles happily at them, and opens a book.
McGonnagal: Open your books to page two hundred and forty.
Malfoy: I'm going to get you in trouble for yelling at us! I will tell my daddy!(syas the last sentence in a little baby voice)
Everyone looks at Malfoy oddly.
McGonnogal: Oh, bite me. Now sit down, you sniveling whiney little bastard.
Malfoy bursts out crying, and flees the room.
Goyle: (In a "dumb Ed" from Ed Edd, and Eddy voice.)I will now dance an Irish jig for you all on thee table for no aparent reason!
Goyle gets on his desk, but before he can finish the jig, the desk breaks.
Harry: I knew he had no brains to speak of.
Suddenly, Proffesor McGonnogal is replaced with Prof. Snape. He glares at the class.
Snape: (in a girly prissy voice) Now, children, it is time to re-decorate, re-furbish, and re-boost!
Ron: You stupid prat! You're such a wanker!
Snape: (still in girly prissy voice) That is IT, mister! Thirty points from Slytherin from that comment!
All the Slytherins chuck rotten tommatos at Snape's head, and few miss. They all start a food fight, throwing various items of food at eachother (such as pineapple chunks, brie, beignets, donuts, uncooked bacon, and lo-mein) that suddenly appears out of nowhere. Suddenly, Proffesor Dumbledore strolls in.
Dumbledore: Snape, you are fired, you silly prat! You, my good sir, are a wanker.
The whole class has a party, and they lead the school down to the Great Hall to have a spectacular feast. Hermione conjures up a big banner that reads, "GOODBYE GIT! YOU'RE A WANKER!" Everybody celebrates.
Hagrid: I thought that we'd never be rid o' that git.
Harry: Who will teach potions now?
At this, Sirius Black bardges through the window riding on the back of a pegasus.
Sirius: I WILL! (The theme song to Mighty Mouse plays, and everyone cheers.)
Everyone: YAY!!!! HOORAY!!! CHEER!!!
George: Oh, Sirius, will you teach me to be an expert trickster, just like you??!
Sirius: Of course!
George:Yay!
Malfoy comes into the Great Hall, and everyone points their wands at him. Remis Lupin saunters in, and points his wand at Malfoy. But before he can do anything, the REAL MadEye Moody walces(and I DO mean the type of dance) in, and turns Malfoy into a ferret forever!
MadEye: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then, Voldie comes in, and walks over to Harry. He pulls out a brown paper package from... er... somewhere, and hands it to Harry.
Voldie: I wanted to say I'm sorry I killed your parents. I also killed Snape because he is a prat and a wanker. But that's a good thing.
Harry: Thanks. Will you be my dad?
Voldie: (starts to cry) I never thought that I would be a dad! I love you, SON!
The two hug, and everyone cheers.
Everyone: YAY!!!! HOORAY!!!! CHEER!!!!
Harry openes the package to find a golden key.
Harry: What's this?
Voldie: It is my Gringotts vault key. I am giving you all my money for some inexplicabley odd reason that I cannot begin to fathom.
Harry: Oh. Alright then. I will now inexplicably accept this gift, even though you killed my parents and wanted to overtake the earth.
They all went to Snape's funeral, and Voldie did the ulogy(sp?).
Voldie: Snape was a prat.
Everyone: AND A WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
((A/N: Do NOT drink eight cans of coke, eat ten pixie stix, and THEN have two icecream bars all in a fourty-five minute period. It will do strange things to you... OOOOOHHH.... Shiny object PRETTY!.....))
Things That Fall From The Sky
McGonnogal walks into her 5th year Transfiguration class, to yelling students.
Mcgonnagal: Shuttup you flaming imbociles!
The class quiets, and gives her quzzical looks. She smiles happily at them, and opens a book.
McGonnagal: Open your books to page two hundred and forty.
Malfoy: I'm going to get you in trouble for yelling at us! I will tell my daddy!(syas the last sentence in a little baby voice)
Everyone looks at Malfoy oddly.
McGonnogal: Oh, bite me. Now sit down, you sniveling whiney little bastard.
Malfoy bursts out crying, and flees the room.
Goyle: (In a "dumb Ed" from Ed Edd, and Eddy voice.)I will now dance an Irish jig for you all on thee table for no aparent reason!
Goyle gets on his desk, but before he can finish the jig, the desk breaks.
Harry: I knew he had no brains to speak of.
Suddenly, Proffesor McGonnogal is replaced with Prof. Snape. He glares at the class.
Snape: (in a girly prissy voice) Now, children, it is time to re-decorate, re-furbish, and re-boost!
Ron: You stupid prat! You're such a wanker!
Snape: (still in girly prissy voice) That is IT, mister! Thirty points from Slytherin from that comment!
All the Slytherins chuck rotten tommatos at Snape's head, and few miss. They all start a food fight, throwing various items of food at eachother (such as pineapple chunks, brie, beignets, donuts, uncooked bacon, and lo-mein) that suddenly appears out of nowhere. Suddenly, Proffesor Dumbledore strolls in.
Dumbledore: Snape, you are fired, you silly prat! You, my good sir, are a wanker.
The whole class has a party, and they lead the school down to the Great Hall to have a spectacular feast. Hermione conjures up a big banner that reads, "GOODBYE GIT! YOU'RE A WANKER!" Everybody celebrates.
Hagrid: I thought that we'd never be rid o' that git.
Harry: Who will teach potions now?
At this, Sirius Black bardges through the window riding on the back of a pegasus.
Sirius: I WILL! (The theme song to Mighty Mouse plays, and everyone cheers.)
Everyone: YAY!!!! HOORAY!!! CHEER!!!
George: Oh, Sirius, will you teach me to be an expert trickster, just like you??!
Sirius: Of course!
George:Yay!
Malfoy comes into the Great Hall, and everyone points their wands at him. Remis Lupin saunters in, and points his wand at Malfoy. But before he can do anything, the REAL MadEye Moody walces(and I DO mean the type of dance) in, and turns Malfoy into a ferret forever!
MadEye: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then, Voldie comes in, and walks over to Harry. He pulls out a brown paper package from... er... somewhere, and hands it to Harry.
Voldie: I wanted to say I'm sorry I killed your parents. I also killed Snape because he is a prat and a wanker. But that's a good thing.
Harry: Thanks. Will you be my dad?
Voldie: (starts to cry) I never thought that I would be a dad! I love you, SON!
The two hug, and everyone cheers.
Everyone: YAY!!!! HOORAY!!!! CHEER!!!!
Harry openes the package to find a golden key.
Harry: What's this?
Voldie: It is my Gringotts vault key. I am giving you all my money for some inexplicabley odd reason that I cannot begin to fathom.
Harry: Oh. Alright then. I will now inexplicably accept this gift, even though you killed my parents and wanted to overtake the earth.
They all went to Snape's funeral, and Voldie did the ulogy(sp?).
Voldie: Snape was a prat.
Everyone: AND A WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
((A/N: Do NOT drink eight cans of coke, eat ten pixie stix, and THEN have two icecream bars all in a fourty-five minute period. It will do strange things to you... OOOOOHHH.... Shiny object PRETTY!.....))
