So I've wanted to do this in a long time, but I never had the time to do it until summer started.

This is the HTTYD characters watching HTTYD 1 and 2, maybe the TV shows

Credit of the retired Demon part goes to Didjey Disantales, he/she (not going to assume) also have a very similar story.

Disclaimer: I don't own the transcript, the character, not even the retired demon. Absolutely nothing, except for the reactions.

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Let's get going, I'll try my best to move on to the movie as fast as possible.


What can a bored, retired demon do? Nothing fun. That's what he thought when he was finishing his pizza

Well, might as well do something the pesky little humans do: Watch a movie.

He flipped through the list of movies of his IPad. Nothing good.

But then something caught his eyes. The movie was called How To Train Your Dragon.

Might as well give it a try.

Soon he was addicted to the movie, so much so that he watched the second movie and every episode of the series too.

But now what? He finished the TV show and the movies.

What if… he got the characters to watch their own movie?

That'll be hard, since they live in the DCU (DreamWorks Cinematic Universe) but he might as well give it a try.

He then created two movie theater room, (Is that how you call it?) a control room, a huge sleeping room, a bathroom, and a snack room. Once he made sure that no human would come within ten mile of the rooms, he flashed the Vikings here.


Hiccup groaned and opened his eyes, around him his fellow teens and the older vikings also groaned and their eyes fluttered open. They're sitting in some kind of dark room, no windows, filled with seats, and a giant black rectangular…thing, in front of them.

"I see that you guys are awake."

Immediately the adults reached for their weapon, only to find them missing.

"Stop your futile attempt, it does nothing." he said. "I've taken all the weapons."

Then Stoic spoke up, "who are you?"

"Why, why," He said. Then flames erupted around him as he revealed his true form: red scales, leather wings, claws for hand and long, twisted horn. Vikings yelped and scrambled back as he boomed, "I am a demon." Then he turned back to his human form and the flames extinguished, "a retired one, though."

Gobbler found the courage to speak, "why would you want to retire?"

"You think I wanted to retire?" The demon snarled. "But we're not here today to talk about my life. We're here to talk about yours"

"We are?" The Vikings gasped together. Then someone yelled, "were going to Hel!"

"No, no, no," the demon chuckled. "You see the black rectangular thing in front of you?" The Vikings nodded "that's what they call a screen. A big one, mind you. It does many wonderful things in this world, but today, its job is to show you your future."

"Our future?!" The Vikings gasped together once again.

The demon laughed, "yes, your future. The first one is what would of happened tonight if I didn't summon you here. The second one is what would happen five years later. If you guys behave I might even show you some of the events in between. Now enjoy!"

As he left the room, he dropped one more threat. "The future might be hard to comprehend. But if any of you tries to cause physical harm to others, I will kill you, send you to Hel, and torture you. Retired or not!"

Then he left, slamming the door behind him.

The vikings shifted uncomfortably in their seats. When is it starting? What will they do now?


Five minutes later, the demon's voice boomed across the entire room, "The movie will be starting now. Because of spoilers I'll be skipping the opening credits."

Stoic asked, "How is your voice magically appearing, demon?"

"You answered yourself, magic." The demon laughed. But he's actually just speaking into a microphone in the control room.

"Anyway, let he movie start!" He said.

[The movie started with shot of an island at night, gliding down to sea level, a waves crash through and the fog parted to reveal two giant viking statues with fire burning in their mouth and behind it, a village.]

"It's Berk!" Someone shouted, much to everyone's annoyance.

Hiccup (V.O): Is, this Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing to death.

The movie had to pause because immediately everyone was shouting, for something this important, why would Hiccup speak?! Sure, he's the son of the chief, but he's a runt! If anyone should speak it is stoic. Hiccup just brings sarcasm everywhere!

Once the vikings saw that the movie won't go on unless they quite down. They did, and the movie resumed.

Hiccup (V.O): it's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.

Some of the vikings grunted, the sarcasm in Hiccup's voice is as thick as a boar's hide.

Hiccup (V.O): my village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations. But every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets.

[The gliding came to a stop at two sheep grazing in the grass.]

Hiccup (V.O): the only problems are he pests.

[In a flash, a sheep disappeared while the other keeps chewing on grass.]

The vikings grumbled. Of course, the dragons. They raid almost every single week.

Hiccup (V.O): you see, most places have nice or mosquitoes, we have…

[Hiccup finally appears on the screen, opening the door to his house. A Monstrous Nightmare swoops down, grabbing the sheep. Distant yelling could be heard. Then the dragon shot a jet of fire at the boy. Hiccup slammed the door close just in time, blocking the shot. But some of the fire and smoke seeped in from the cracks, almost touching the boy.]

Hiccup: dragons

The vikings leaned forward, eager to see what would happen at the supposed tonight's raid so they can defend well once the get back to Berk.

Hiccup (V.O): most people would leave, not us. We're vikings, we have stubbornness issues.

[The Hiccup on the screen then runs out side, where houses are on fire and vikings tussling with dragons all around.]

Hiccup (V.O): My name is Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like are charming viking demeanor wouldn't do that.

Vikings once again grumbled at Hiccups sarcasm. Hiccup can only smile sheepishly under the disapproving glare of his peers.

[Hiccup was seen dodging past several vikings, but then he trips and falls. A male viking known as Ack cane upon him.]

Ack: ARGGGGGHHHHHH! Morning!

[Ack then charged past Hiccup as he got and ran even further from his house.]

Stoic and Gobber sighed, of course he would leave the house. He does so every raid, trying to kill a dragon.

[Then Hiccup was scolded by several vikings]

Hoark: What are doing here?!

Viking: Get inside!

Viking: What are you doing out?!

Phlegma: Get back inside!

[Hiccup then was seen running across a road, only to be grabbed by his collar and yanked back by Stoick]

Stoick: Hiccup?! What is HE doing out—

[Then Stoick realized that no one is around to answer him.]

Stoic: What are YOU doing out?! Get inside!

[He then pushes Hiccup towards the house]

Hiccup (V.O): That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders.

[Stoick throws a wooden cart at a dragon, knocking it out mid-air]

Hiccup (V.O): Do I believe it? Yes, I do.

Stoick: What have we got?

Starkard: Gronckles, Nadders, Zipplebacks. Oh, and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare.

Stoick: Any Night Furies?

Starkard: None so far.

[Burning embers land on Stoick's shoulder. He casually brushes it off.]

Stoick: Good.

The vikings relaxed, so tonight's raid is going to be easy.

Viking: Hoist the torches!

[Two enormous torches are raised and lit. The dragons swarm around them.]

[Hiccup runs into a blacksmith shop and puts on an apron]

Gobber: Ah! Nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!

Hiccup: What, who me? Nah, come on! I'm waaaay too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all...

[Hiccup gestures to his skinny body]

Hiccup: ...this.

Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?

The vikings roared with laughter, hiccup can only watch in embarrassment as his and Gobber's normally private conversation is exposed to the whole village.

Hiccup (v.o):The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well... littler.

The vikings laughed again as the voice Hiccup made a comeback by calling Gobber Meathead.

[Scene cuts to Stoick on the watchtower]

Stoick: We move to the lower defenses. We'll counter-attack with the catapults.

[A dragon swoops down and sets another house on fire.]

Hiccup (v.o.): See? Old village, lots and lots of new houses.

The vikings groaned. Maybe this raid isn't as easy as they thought would be.

Viking: FIRE!

Astrid: Alright, let's go!

The vikings cheered as their firefighting team reached the burning house.

[Hiccup's voice introduced them one by one as they appeared on the screen.]

Hiccup (V.O): Oh, and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and…

[suddenly his voice changed in a dreamily way.]

Hiccup (V.O): Astrid.

[Astrid then walked away in slow motion as a final fireball blew the house behind her apart. Hiccup's face shifted into a weird, I'm-so-in-love way]

Hiccup hid his face behind his hands while vikings glared at him. No vikings goes after the shield maiden unless she wishes so. Snotlout can by past that rule because he's the son of Spitelout, brother of the chief. But Hiccup can't. Even if he's the son of the chief, he's a runt.

Astrid is taking this all calmly, she had suspected Hiccup had a crush on her for a while, now it's proven in front of the whole village, just adding another one on the already really long list.

Suddenly the movie paused, earning much complain from everyone, wanting to see the results of the raid.

Then Demon's voice boomed across then room, "Because I summoned you guys here late today, I'll summon a big room for you guys to sleep in. And when I mean big, I mean large, huge, giant, humungous room for you guys. Just enough to fit everyone in. Oh and you guys don't know this, but I brought guests.

Then a side door slid open to reveal three figures standing there.