Me: Hey guys. Had this on my mind for a looong time, and I was like ''Hey, this could be Fanfiction material!''
Percy: No, you stole my journal and thought ''Hey, this could be Fa-''
Me: *knocks Percy out cold* Ahem. I am not Rick Riordan. Not even him in disguise. I totally made this up myself. NO help from Percy whatsoever.
1. I hate how she looks like she can read minds.
2. Because then, she'd know how much I love her.
3. And that I love her so much, I'd be willing to die for her.
4. I hate how beautiful she is.
5. Because then, many gods will feel compelled to flirt with her.
6. Like Apollo.
7. And Hermes.
8. And Eros.
9. And, well, most other gods.
10. I hate it when she cries.
11. Because it's so cute.
12. And then she sniffles.
13. Which is also cute.
14. I hate how she can go to the Underworld anytime.
15. Because then, she'll leave me lonely.
16. I hate how she thinks she knows everything.
17. I hate knowing that sometimes, she does.
Read and review, plz. Spread the love! I'll be adding more, if I get good reviews. There'll be, I don't know, 6 chapters?
