"Please, Mom! Please! Please. Please? Please. Plleeeaaaassssse!"
Sasuke begged harder than he'd ever begged before. Much, much harder. Even harder than that one time he had wanted to share a bed with Itachi.
It had been 30 minutes since he started asking, and it turned into an all-out beg. "I will never ask for anything again! Please!" he said again. "This could be my Christmas present, or my birthday present, or both! I swear it!"
So far he'd tried pouting, crying, bargaining, threatening, and cutting himself. (The last one wasn't actually part of the begging, but it did work some.)
Itachi turned the corner to where he was supposed to meet up with his parents and little brother, bag in hand. The second he saw Sasuke asking for something he sighed. He had already used so much of his money, but Sasuke always knew how to get Itachi to buy him things.
Sasuke smiled devilishly at the idea that formed in his head once he saw his brother. He was going to get what he wanted if it was the last thing he did. He waved at the frowning Itachi.
"Nii-san, nii-san! Guess what I-" Sasuke was cut off by Itachi. "What is it this time, otouto?" Itachi huffed.
"Skinny jeans! I want a pair!" Sasuke yelled. Sasuke's mother and father and Itachi's mouths all dropped open. Mikoto cried, "That's what you've been asking for? All this time?"
Fugaku started to rant about how he did not want his son to look gay, but Mikoto silenced him. This resulted in a fight that brought Sasuke's attention back to how Itachi would react.
Itachi's mind was swimming. Skinny jeans? His brother was supposed to be straight. A little emo, but straight nonetheless. Itachi didn't want Sasuke to be gay, he wanted Sasuke to grow up and have kids and a wife and a dog and a white picket fence!
He face palmed. Hadn't he seen the signs? When was the last time Sasuke looked at a girl? For that matter, when was the last time Itachi looked at a girl? Itachi started to look up and down his little brother. Sasuke would look pretty hot in skinny jeans...
"Nii-san! Itachi nii-san." Sasuke waved his hands in front of Itachi's face. "Wake up, nii-san!" Then he noticed Itachi taking out his wallet. "Yay! Thanks, Itachi!" Itachi pushed back his hair, still focusing on the image in his mind.
Itachi smiled a little. "Oh, don't worry. You can pay me back later." Sasuke smiled back and took the money Itachi handed him, then ran off.
"Itachi! Itachi, how do I look?" Sasuke turned around to show his brother his new jeans. Itachi covered his nose. "You look great," he said, but the words were muffled by his hands. Sasuke smiled and looked at his jeans once more.
"Wow, they're, uh, kinda tight, you know? I'm being squeezed." Itachi nodded and tried to stop the massive outpour of blood from his nose. He smiled wickedly at Sasuke.
"Hey, otouto. Remember when I said you could pay me back later?" Sasuke nodded like the good little brother he was (pretending to be.)
Smiling still, Itachi got up. "It's time."
"Okay, nii-san. Just let me get my piggy bank and-"
"That's not what I meant." Itachi crept closer.
Needless to say, Sasuke ran out of there screaming "Rape!" like a scared little girl (which he was, when you get down to it.)
Itachi laughed like the devil and ran after him yelling out dirty, dirty things.
But eventually Itachi caught him and proceeded to fuck him into the ground right outside their house.
Thank god they didn't have any neighbors.
Hehe. 'M sorry, the way I had it before it was all italics and all underlined. Weyl I fiksed it! :DDD
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