Chapter: 1 (I'm not naming this crap.)
This story is left off at the beginning where there is just Kazuma and Aqua living in the stable.
"Sigh" Kazuma mouthed trying not to wake his "accomplice"
Otherwise known as "Aqua" she is..."a Goddess of Water, Aqua specializes in water spells, and can even cast Sacred level spells restricted to deities. God Blow: This type of ability enables Aqua to conjure a powerful punch or "lethal fist" that can destroy and purify enemies with one blow!"
"Er, that's what she's supposed to be." I said as I was glaring at her sleeping, vulnerable face.
Ah, now I remember, That day.
I was sitting at my computer screen surrounded by my anime goodies as I was reaching the end of my all-nighter. It was a normal day in my small apartment. Playing my favorite RPG. I was sitting there until I realized...
"oh crap! I forgot it was today!"I exclaimed realizing it was the sale for a limited edition RPG game packed with all sorts of anime goodies.
Right there I got up and dramatically put on my green and black tracksuit, along with matching pants I grabbed my bag and left.
Luckily I was able to get my hands on one of the last few copies.
As I was making my back home I passed by a school girl who seemed to be distracted by whatever was on her phone as she couldn't even look up to see me.
I didn't think much of it I would just pass her and forget. But as I glanced behind me to get a better look as she was walking in the middle of the street I looked to her left and saw an upcoming truck about to hit the poor school girl.
"WATCH OUT!"
And that's where I died.
I awoke to find my self in a room filled with pure black where I was sitting in a casual wooden chair. As I look up I was greeted by a beautiful girl with blue hair, and beautiful aqua colored eyes.
"Satou Kazuma-San, welcome to the after life."
"Huh?"I exclaimed
"Unfortunately, you died moments ago."
"Your life was a short one,"
"But you are, in fact, dead."
You know what this is taking a while enough with the introduction bull shit!
So blah blah blah the girl was in no danger, blah It was never a truck it was indeed, a tractor. I died of shock, I wet my pants, and was laughed at the doctors and even my entire family.blah blah but during that shocking event she was really pissing me off.
Her cockiness and her obnoxiousness was downright terrible. But she did tell me that I can go to a parallel world because heaven was no fun, I of course accepted.
I don't know how, but she made the simple words "you can bring one thing there to help with your journey" into a long (annoying) paragraph.
So in return I said that I would bring her as my thing.
"Which was the worst mistake ever.."
Long story short we were forced here with nothing but the clothes on our back.
And then that's how we got here. In a stable, sleeping on a haystack, next to horse dung.
"Mmmm" Aqua made a sound that signaled she's half awake
Just in time! The perfect cliche where the main character is done monologing and just in time the side character wakes up!
"Wake up sleepyhead, we gotta go help out at the guys." I shrieked at her
"Who the hell told you, you can wake me up?!you hikki-NEET!"she snapped back
"HEY YOU TWO SHUT-UP OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T SLEEP WHILE YOU'RE HAVING YOUR DUMB LOVERS QUARREL!" Exclaimed the landlord
"S-sorryy" Aqua and I sheepishly responded in sync.
A few minutes later...
(Insert hardworking Aqua and I montage)
As we were walking back to our beloved stable I turned to Aqua and said
"THIS ISN'T RIGHT"
"What do you want now you Baka?" Aqua lousily responded.
"WE CAME HERE TO BE ADVENTUTERERS"
"Oh yeah!" Aqua responded
A few weeks later...
So blah, blah, blah we got Megumine and Darkness with the thingy blah blah.
And now we're on a new quest to defeat a bunch of winter sprites? I don't know.. we decided on it cause it seemed easy.
"It's freezing cold!" Aqua complained
"Well I don't know maybe you should try wearing PANTIES or maybe PANTS."I barked back. (As you can see I am not in a good mood today as usual.)
"Hmph!"she pouted back
"Natures beauty!" Aqua exclaimed in response.
"Hey what the h-ARGH" I said being interrupted in the process
"Why you little!-"
"Ohhhhh what is this treatment you monster! Hopefully you won't mess me up like that Kazuma-sannn" Darkness said in her aroused state.
"You guys should probably get ready, cause I think we're here" Megumine said while pointing to our right where there was a crapload of the sprite thingy's"
"Alright!"I said in response
"Aww! They look so cute! I'm gonna catch some of them!" Aqua exclaimed
"Alright..., but if I can't catch any I'm gonna kill the ones you catch." I responded
I glanced back to look at the crew to see them have a serious look in their eyes-er Megumine did. Darkness kept quiet so that's good, but she had a uncomfortable aroused face on her. Which did worry me.
We ran in thinking nothing while we killed off those sprites.
"Kazuma! I'm Kazuma Kazuma!" Aqua screeched in my direction.
"What!?"
"I caught five!"
"So what?"I said aggressively
"I wanna keep them!"
"Huh?"I said to Magumine who was in the ground playing dead.
"What's up with so can I??? You?"I asked Megumine
"Oh, nothing.. I'm just sleeping...pleeeease??? Heheh.."
Thinking nothing of it I look up searching for Darkness who was unusually silent.
"Oi Darkness! Are you okay?"
This is my first time making a fan fiction so please bear with it! As a reminder this IS a Kazuma x Aqua fanfic I'm just gonna try taking it slow! And I really tried my best to really maintain character as if I really was Kazuma! So please rate this! I will be continuing this!(obviously) but in the future if I ever take a long time to do so I'm probably busy or not in the mood to! If I ever do which I hope I won't I will always explain what happened in the next update! Alright peaceeeeee
