"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm late!" Usagi Tsukino ran as fast as she can, waking up late once more. As she ran down the street, she then had a thought that Mamoru Chiba, aka the baka, would be there, and experience had taught her that he would enjoy making her late...or more late than she already is. Turning a corner earlier, she heads down an alley, successfully dodging the baka. At least that's what she thought...

CRASH "Ow..." Usagi sat up, looking at the unfortunate victim of her klutziness. He was a skinny man, somewhere in his late forties. There was nothing attractive about this person at all, with the balding hair and thick-framed glasses. It was as if he fell down the the ugly tree and the ugly tree fell on him once he hit the ground. But even with his lanky stature, he couldn't be mistaken as a youma. "Ah, I'm so sorry, sir. I-"

But the man only growled, looking around for something and ignoring her. "Where is it? I was so close to finding them today!"

As much as she hated to be ignored, she wanted to help the man out. "Finding what?"

At this time, the man looked at her. "The source of those Sailor Senshi and youmas. The reason why little girls in ridiculous skirts, a man who throw roses, and monsters with absurd senses in fashion can cause this city quite a commotion." Usagi swallowed a forming lump in her throat. Luckily, the man did not notice this. "There's only one reason why all of this is happening."

"R-really?" Usagi sweated. "And what would they be?"

"They're...FaIrY gOdPaReNtS!" Usagi couldn't really say anything, not after the man looked like he dived into a seizure thrice. She was going to help him alright. Help him seek professional help. As she was about to respond, she heard the faint ringing of bells.

"Oh no! I'm late!" And with that, Usagi ran off. The man looked at her retreating form, suspecting her of something. He finally located an electronic device on the ground and picked it up, then he grinned like the grinch as he saw the display. That's before a miniature Godzilla appeared in a poof of pink and gobbled him up.