A Regular Night Out

"Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck," Sora blurted out childeshly as he read down a menu at a restaurant with his very good friends Riku and Roxas. Very good friends as in lovers. He had been simultaneously dating them both. Sora enjoyed belonging to a threesome because he could not stand to be with one and not the other. It was not a conversation piece, but it was fun.

"Sora, could you be more immature?" Roxas asked as he threw a breadstick at him.

"Yes," Riku responded. "He could of done that." The waitor approached with a less than enthused look as he noticed the breadstick being thrown. You could tell he did not want to serve them.

"Ready to order," he asked in a bit of rude tone. Riku intended to say something to the rude waitor, but Sora dived into questions. The kind of questions a mother chastizes her child for asking.

"This turkey thing, do you shove that nasty stuff in it?" Sora asked with a straight face. Roxas fought back a laugh. Riku just shook his head.

"Sir, if you are referring to the stuffing than, yes," the waitor responded.

"That is gross. Why would you do that? Okay how about the macaroni. Is it Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?"

"Sir, this is not a Wal-Mart, this is a restaurant-"

"So it sucks?"

"Sir-"

"How about your burger. Does it have all that nastified stuff on it?" Sora asked not even remotely joking. Riku and Roxas were now both biting their lips to keep from laughing.

"Sir, if you are referring to the condiments, we put them on a seperate plate for you to assemble," the waitor told him, becoming annoyed and having a difficult time not showing it.

"Why should I do it? I don't work here. Forget it. I will just have a steak," Sora told him, closing his menu and only now noticing his friends faces. "What?"

"How would you like your steak done?" the waitor asked reluctantly.

"Umm...I don't know. However my mom does it. Riku and Roxas could not hold back anymore and began to laugh loudly. The waitor closed his eyes and tried to calm himself.

"And you boys?" he asked.

"The same," they both said.

"What's so funny?" Sora asked.

"Nothing. Anyway, are we seeing that movie or not?" Roxas asked.

"Ya!" Sora yelled.

"I suppose so. I want to see it," Riku said.

"I am telling you, it isn't that good. I saw it a couple days ago," Roxas said.

"You forget. Sora and I don't care what you think," Riku joked.

"Well, then I will remember not to tell you how much you suck at giving blow-"

"What do you gentlemen want to drink," a different waitor asked. "He forgot to ask you."

"Grape soda," Sora responded.

"Root beer," Roxas said.

"Tea," Riku said last. The waitor walked away.

"Tea? What are you, 70?" Roxas asked. Riku simply stared at him. The waitor quickly returned with their drinks. After that came the food.

"Steak is good," Sora said with a full mouth.

"Have you ever been to a restaurant?" Riku asked.

"Yes. Why?" he asked after swallowing.

"Don't talk with food in your mouth," Roxas said, throwing a small piece of steak at him.

"Stop throwing food at me!" Sora yelled as he picked up his entire steak and threatened to throw it.

"You won't throw that whole thing," Roxas said confidently.

"Yes he will," Riku said quietly, right before Sora threw it. Roxas ducked down and it flew through the air and smacked a man in the face.

"You have got to be joking?" Riku said, putting down his knife and fork.

"Oops!" Sora exlaimed.

"You three, pay and get OUT!" The arogant waitor yelled.

"That jerk," Roxas said. "We should throw something at him."

"He is too far. Only Riku could hit him," Sora implied.

"No. I am not throwing my steak at him."

"Please!" Roxas begged.

"Riku, come on. You have to!" Sora pleaded.

"You know you want to," Roxas said as Sora handed the steak to him.

"Oh what the hell," Riku gave in. He grabbed the steak and overhand throwed it.

Within seconds it collided with the waitors face, causing him to fall into a another waitor with a large tray of food that spilled onto an elegantly dressed woman who cursed and backed into a fish tack that toppled over next to a small girl who screamed and ran into an old woman who bumped a table causing a candle to fall and light a centerpiece on fire that burned a man's hand and caused him to instinctively pull it away, accidentally backhanding his wife across the face which caused her to fall backwards on a waitress' foot who threw up the plate she was holding, causing a chicken leg to hit a fan above and send it flying into a large man's head who lost his balance and fell onto a table that broke in two on impact. A disaster indeed.

"Wow," Sora said impressed. Riku and Roxas grabbed him and sprinted out of the restaurant.