THIS IS MY FIRST FIC SO DON'T SO HARD ON ME

THIS IS MY FIRST FIC SO DON'T SO HARD ON ME

JIM! Wadda doing in my room!!

Disclaimer: I do Not own outlaw star but…. If I DID! ….

A/N: this IS an EVIL funny fic

WARING: THIS MATERIAL IS VERY EVIL VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVIESD MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

A/N tell me if u like how my writing format is

After a hard day of almost getting killed, making money, losing more Profit, Jim complaining, Gene Getting another death sentence on another planet, Aisha Eating (costing them more money) and finally Jim painting another Gilum droid can thingy purple. The crew decided to watch the Beautiful spectacular Illegal Fireworks show on planet URAPENIS (get the joke ^_~) a neighboring planet form where the Outlaw star was docked at the docking base was named ILOVEENEGDNIWRATSDNAYAG (which is I LOVE GENE STARWIND AND IM GAY it was created by Fred Lou)

2hours and 59 minutes before the fireworks started

Aisha: DAMN! I'm starved

Gene: YOUR! Always starved cause you are tooooo FAT! (with a type of grin on his face like he's expecting to die)

Aisha: (is Just sitting there ignoring it) and says calmly well gene would Melfina! like to hear about the dream u had about her and you woke up with WHITE STICKY STUFF ON your BED!

Jim: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GENE! * Sigh * I new It would be a matter of time…

Melfina: HuH?! Gene had a dream about me and when he woke up he poured Glue on his bed?!?! What a weird mind he has

Gene: Aisha! The question is how do u know that?

Aisha: It was my turn to make the Beds NUMNUTS!!

Gene: WHY YOU LITTLE…

Jim: I've had enough I'm going back to the ship and I DON'T CARE IF I MISS THE 69th ANUALL URAPENIS Illegal fire works show

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Meanwhile back on the outlaw star

Jim: gezzz! I've had enough stuff about gene and girls

JIM: maybe fixing the grapler-arm will help me think

as he walks toward the repair department he seen Aisha's room open

Jim: I've never seen her room before hmmm I wonder what it looks like

Jim opens the door

Jim sees Aisha's bra sitting there on the floor he picks it up and sees the size tag

Jim: HOLLLLYYYYYYYYY ****!!!!!!!!!……….. (and stunned for about 2 hours and 3 minutes)

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Back at the fireworks show

FIREWORKS HOST: DUE To the fact that the Feds are here the 69th Annual URAPEINS Illegal fire works will be cancelled

GENE/AISHA/MEFINA: DAMN IT!!!!

Gene: what I'm I gonna do with all this SUVINOUR money

Melfina: well Gene I do need a bigger Bra!

Gene: humph! Shopping oh well I guess so

Mefinal: YAY!

Aisha: I'll meet you back at the ship

Like on cue Aisha arrives at her room just as Jim just got out of shock

Aisha: JIM HAWKING! WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM AND HOLDING MY BRA !

Jim, Blushing the deepest red you can ever find

Jim: Well…. Err…. I was just cleaning your or…

Asia: Now you don't give me that crap!

Jim: but… they're HUGE!

Aisha: well u just discovered WHY! Gene likes Women!

Aisha: you're a cute kid we all thought were interested in that

Jim: In What?

Aisha: IN THIS (flips up her shirt and undoes her bra)

Jim: OH THHHATTT! (Blushing again)

Aisha: ya know if you were my age I would go out with you!

Jim: ISSS THAT SO hmmmm…

Aisha: (in a cat voice) MYAAAAA?????????

This is a small series starter

Should I continue? Should I keep this insanity? But if I do continue this will slowly, bit by bit turn in to a proper Aisha/Jim Romance series or Maybe not!

But if so I will make the story so that AISHA AND JIM WILL BE THE PROPERLY

Questions, comments, or flames? If so email me at corey_sword@hotmail.com