THIS IS MY FIRST FIC SO DON'T SO HARD ON ME
JIM!
Wadda doing in my room!!
Disclaimer:
I do Not own outlaw star but…. If I DID! ….
A/N: this IS an EVIL funny fic
WARING:
THIS MATERIAL IS VERY EVIL VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVIESD MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
A/N
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After
a hard day of almost getting killed, making money, losing more Profit, Jim
complaining, Gene Getting another death sentence on another planet, Aisha
Eating (costing them more money) and finally Jim painting another Gilum droid
can thingy purple. The crew decided to watch the Beautiful spectacular Illegal
Fireworks show on planet URAPENIS (get
the joke ^_~) a neighboring planet form where the Outlaw star was docked at the
docking base was named ILOVEENEGDNIWRATSDNAYAG (which is I LOVE GENE STARWIND
AND IM GAY it was created by Fred Lou)
2hours
and 59 minutes before the fireworks started
Aisha:
DAMN! I'm starved
Gene:
YOUR! Always starved cause you are tooooo FAT! (with a type of grin on his face
like he's expecting to die)
Aisha:
(is Just sitting there ignoring it) and says calmly well gene would Melfina!
like to hear about the dream u had about her and you woke up with WHITE STICKY
STUFF ON your BED!
Jim: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GENE! * Sigh * I new It would be a matter of time…
Melfina:
HuH?! Gene had a dream about me and when he woke up he poured Glue on his
bed?!?! What a weird mind he has
Gene:
Aisha! The question is how do u know that?
Aisha:
It was my turn to make the Beds NUMNUTS!!
Gene:
WHY YOU LITTLE…
Jim:
I've had enough I'm going back to the ship and I DON'T CARE IF I MISS THE 69th
ANUALL URAPENIS Illegal fire works show
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Meanwhile
back on the outlaw star
Jim:
gezzz! I've had enough stuff about gene and girls
JIM: maybe fixing the grapler-arm will help me
think
as
he walks toward the repair department he seen Aisha's room open
Jim:
I've never seen her room before hmmm I wonder what it looks like
Jim opens the door
Jim
sees Aisha's bra sitting there on the floor he picks it up and sees the size
tag
Jim:
HOLLLLYYYYYYYYY ****!!!!!!!!!……….. (and stunned for about 2 hours and 3
minutes)
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Back
at the fireworks show
FIREWORKS
HOST: DUE To the fact that the Feds are here the 69th Annual
URAPEINS Illegal fire works will be cancelled
GENE/AISHA/MEFINA:
DAMN IT!!!!
Gene:
what I'm I gonna do with all this SUVINOUR money
Melfina:
well Gene I do need a bigger Bra!
Gene:
humph! Shopping oh well I guess so
Mefinal:
YAY!
Aisha:
I'll meet you back at the ship
Like
on cue Aisha arrives at her room just as Jim just got out of shock
Aisha:
JIM HAWKING! WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM AND HOLDING MY BRA !
Jim,
Blushing the deepest red you can ever find
Jim:
Well…. Err…. I was just cleaning your or…
Asia:
Now you don't give me that crap!
Jim:
but… they're HUGE!
Aisha:
well u just discovered WHY! Gene likes Women!
Aisha:
you're a cute kid we all thought were interested in that
Jim:
In What?
Aisha:
IN THIS (flips up her shirt and undoes her bra)
Jim:
OH THHHATTT! (Blushing again)
Aisha:
ya know if you were my age I would go out with you!
Jim:
ISSS THAT SO hmmmm…
Aisha:
(in a cat voice) MYAAAAA?????????
This
is a small series starter
Should
I continue? Should I keep this insanity? But if I do continue this will slowly,
bit by bit turn in to a proper Aisha/Jim Romance series or Maybe not!
But
if so I will make the story so that AISHA AND JIM WILL BE THE PROPERLY
Questions,
comments, or flames? If so email me at corey_sword@hotmail.com
