I'm inspired by various other spoofs on this website we love to call ! I simply love this show, but everyone's GOT to admit it. It's so cliché! I shall break a record by writing the first ever Secret Life of the American Teenager Parody!
Everyone: HURRAH!
Love, Alex
Why is My Life a Secret?
Amy: Lalala! Even though I'm pregnant and ready to give birth to Ricky's baby, I'm going to go out with Ben, some random nice guy who told me he loved me fifteen minutes after he met me!
Ben: That's right! I love girls who give birth to other men's babies! For I am Benjamin!
Random music whenever Ben says 'For I am Benjamin!' for he is Benjamin!
Ricky: Where'd that music come from?
Ben: (GASP) It is the father of my woman's child! I shall get angry at you for no apparent reason because we've never really had a conversation on the show! For I am Benjamin!
Ricky: WHERE DOES THAT MUSIC COME FROM?
Amy: Oh no! It's the father of my baby!
Ricky: Since when is that a bad thing?
Amy: WELL…this one time at band camp…
Ben: I think the writer of the script has a SERIOUS obsession with 'American Pie', because apparently, everything happens at band camp!
Ricky: Nah, we're just the typical result of what happens at band camp when you forget to use a condom.
All: Remember kids, don't forget to use Trojan Condoms before each time you DO IT!
Amy: Yeah! Like that one time at band camp…
All: We know! You got knocked up!
Ricky: Follow what Adrian does, she buys a monthly pack!
Ben: No! I'm too young to discuss sex! I'm also the only character on the show that doesn't seem to have an obsession with getting laid!
Ashley: I have condoms.
Ben: WHOA! Where'd you come from?
Ashley: I seem to be involved in the majority of the awkward scenes on SLAT.
Ben: OMG! We have so much in common! We should go get together, for I am Benjamin!
Ashley: Sure, whatever. You and I are the only virgins on this show.
Amy: What about Grace?
Ricky: Well since this show portrays me as a womanizing jerk, I'll probably woo her into bed eventually, because every show will show you that she's definitely not going to do it, but she'll end up doing it anyways!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ricky: But then I'll realize what I'm doing is wrong and I'm probably falling in love with her and she'll stay pure!
All: HURRAY!
Amy: It would suck if grace were gone.
Ben: Am I the only person who finds that sentence ironic?
Ashley: Yeah, for you are Benjamin!
Ben: Hey only I get to say that! For I am Benjamin!
Ashley: Wanna go make out even though you're in love with my sister?
Ben: Why not? It'll never happen on the show since I tend to be pretty clingy yet have everyone including the writer love me!
Alexlovesgerard93: Yo, I'm waiting on Ricky!
Ricky: Yes, one more woman!
Alexlovesgerard93: NO! I CREATED YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU!
Ricky: Noooooooooooo!
Alexlovesgerard93: Just kidding! Back to the drawing board!
Awkward silence.
Ben: Let's go, Ashley! For I am Benjamin!
Ben and Ashley run away together. Amy cries.
Amy: Boo hoo! Now I'll be forced to get together with you even though the creators of the show have made it perfectly clear I'm DESTINED to be with Ben!
Ricky: Uh….yeah…about that…got to go!
Ricky runs away. Amy stares at screen.
Amy: You still love me, right? Good, cause this one time at band camp…
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I really hope I didn't insult Ben/Amy or Ricky/Amy fans! I'm a Ben/Amy fan myself, but I don't like Ricky/Amy together! Like I said, this is a spoof. I may or may not continue it. Tell me what you thought.
