Y'all act like you've never seen men who could channel before

--AUTHOR'S NOTE-- Ok…you don't know how hard it is, especially in rap, to get all the rhythm exact…don't laugh if I screwed it up J

Y'all act like you've never seen men who could channel before

Jaws all on the floor

And with that, we start weaving a gateway to your door

And start whipping your ass worse than before

We first used Callandor--burning up with the Power, ahh!

It's the return of the--aww, wait, no way, you're kidding

She didn't just say what I think she did, did she?

And Moiraine said--nothing, you idiots, Moiraine's dead, killed by Forsaken, haha!

--whatever--Try not looking at Min and the Lord Drag-in embracing sai-din

I'm sick of him, look at him

Strutting around, yelling at who knows what, talking to who knows who

Yeah, but he's going mad though--

And he's probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose,

But it's no worse than the fight he's picking with Lews

Sometimes, the Aes Sedai get on their knees, and try to break loose

But can't, cause the Wise Ones stuck their heads in a noose

Her hands are on her hips--her hands are on her hips--

Cause when Nynaeve gets mad some stupid comments slip

And that's why her face turns as red as cooking squid

When people try to tell her that she's acting like a kid

And of course Rand's going to feel remorse

When he's forced to kill women with the Source, he hates it that way, and

He ain't nothing but tired

Yeah, that's what got Colavaere fired

And why Aviendha always gets him wired

But if Egwene can become the youngest Amyrlin

Then there's no reason to stop Perrin's plans from unfurling

But if you feel like I feel, I have some more to say

I hope that you all can hear it, "Elayne, get lost and go away!"

Cause he's the Lord Dragon, yes he's the Lord Dragon

If you think he should die hard, jump on the bandwagon

So won't the Forsaken please kick butt, please kick butt, please kick butt

Cause he's the Lord Dragon, yes he's the Lord Dragon

If you think he should die hard, jump on the bandwagon

So won't the Forsaken please kick butt, please kick butt, please kick butt!

(Hope ya liked it!!!)