Disclaimer: Yes, I own it! Hahahahaha! No, really, what do you think, genius?

A/N: Okay, I was bored from all the angstiness of The Devil In The Dark, so I decided to write a short funny one…namely, insanity. Hehe, Kayli is sooooo gonna kill me for this. Sirius, here I come!

A Day From The Eyes of Sirius Black

          "Yo, Blackity! Wake up!" shouted a voice. It was a familiar voice. He would recognize that voice anywhere.

          "James? Where are you? James! Help! Jaaaaaames!"

          "Sirius! I'm right here!"

          "Where? Does anyone have their wand? It's dark in here!"

          "Sirius, It's broad daylight."

          "What? You mean to tell me that…that…I'm blind?! I'm blind! Noooooo! Help meee! I'm blind!"

          "Open your eyes, Blackity."

          "Oh…thanks." This was a regular happening every morning in the bedroom of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Peter Pettigrew. Yup, Sirius was that stupid. He got up and walked into the bathroom. Examining himself in the mirror, he thought, ' Wow, I'm sexy. How can anyone resist?' He brushed his hair until it shone and looked at himself a looooong time.

          "Um, Blackity?" Remus asked, walking in.

          "Hm?"

          "What're you doing? It's time for class."

          "But my hair…it's so shiny. I like shiny things."

          "Yes. Look at this." Remus held up a silver necklace.

          "0o0o0o0o0o! Shiny!"

          "Yes. I'll give it to you to keep if you come. It hurts me."

          "O…K…" Sirius answered in a trance, following the shiny as it left the dorm and went down the halls. While they were walking, they ran into Snape. He sneered at them, 'Why does he always sneer?' Sirius wondered. He couldn't help but notice Snape's eyes. Not that he was gay or anything, because he wasn't, but they were like gerbils. 'Wow.' He thought, 'His eyes are like…gerbils. Not like that's a bad thing, cuz I like gerbils, but…are eyes supposed to be like gerbils? Is it a disease?' After James and Snape finished arguing, they began to walk on. "Snape?" Sirius said.

          "What?" snapped Snape.

          'Hehe. Snape snapped…hahaha.' Thought Sirius. "You might wanna get your eyes checked."

          "What?" Snape said again in a wonderful display of his genius.

          "They're like…gerbils." Sirius answered and walked away leaving one very confused Snape standing there. Snape had never gotten that comment before. He always thought they were more like chinchillas.

A/N: Yes, yes, I know. Short chapter. You like? It's definitely different. Ahh, well, u must know, I have a strange obsession with small fuzzy rodents of any sort, and anything that had 'munk' in it's name (monkey, chipmunk, monk, munk-munk) I also like to spell thing weird. (munky, stoopit) Ok, have a nice day!