Staring
Authors Note: Yeah, this is one of the many one-shots I created when I was bored... R & R...
"You know Neji, it's rude to stare."
"Lee, I wasn't staring."
"Yes you were!"
"No I wasn't Lee. I wasn't even looking at you."
"Hmph, don't insult me and my ninja-ness! My eyes saw your little pupils staring at me..."
"...Lee..."
"Aha! You admit your sins? I knew I was right! I'm alway-"
"Lee, I don't have pupils. Remember?"
"...
...Oh...I knew that..."
"*Sigh*, so how would you know if I was staring at you?"
"...So you were staring?"
"No Lee, I was merely glancing at that bird on what it thinks is its nest. Better known as your hair."
"...WHAT! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS NOT A NEST!"
"You tell yourself that Lee."
"I just- Why you! Grrr..."
"Lee! Neji!"
"...Yes Gai-sensei?"
"It's rude to glare! Say you're sorry!"
"We weren't glaring sensei! We were..."
...
"You were...?"
"...Staring...Gee, aren't we hypocrites Neji?"
"Yes, yes we are Lee..."
"Uh, what happened? Did I miss something?"
"No you didn't Tenten."
"Then why is there a bird pooing in Lee's hair?"
...
"...Go wash your hair Lee..."
"Yes sensei..."
Author Note: Yeah...The End...
...XD LOL...
COD
