Staring

Authors Note: Yeah, this is one of the many one-shots I created when I was bored... R & R...

"You know Neji, it's rude to stare."

"Lee, I wasn't staring."

"Yes you were!"

"No I wasn't Lee. I wasn't even looking at you."

"Hmph, don't insult me and my ninja-ness! My eyes saw your little pupils staring at me..."

"...Lee..."

"Aha! You admit your sins? I knew I was right! I'm alway-"

"Lee, I don't have pupils. Remember?"

"...

...Oh...I knew that..."

"*Sigh*, so how would you know if I was staring at you?"

"...So you were staring?"

"No Lee, I was merely glancing at that bird on what it thinks is its nest. Better known as your hair."

"...WHAT! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS NOT A NEST!"

"You tell yourself that Lee."

"I just- Why you! Grrr..."

"Lee! Neji!"

"...Yes Gai-sensei?"

"It's rude to glare! Say you're sorry!"

"We weren't glaring sensei! We were..."

...

"You were...?"

"...Staring...Gee, aren't we hypocrites Neji?"

"Yes, yes we are Lee..."

"Uh, what happened? Did I miss something?"

"No you didn't Tenten."

"Then why is there a bird pooing in Lee's hair?"

...

"...Go wash your hair Lee..."

"Yes sensei..."

Author Note: Yeah...The End...

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