Happy Halloween
Summary: In which Ed gets hyper over a mundane holiday; and of course Colonel Bastard wants to know One-Shot Roy+Ed if you squint
"Colonel...."
Ah, Crap, I know what that means. Hagane wants a favour. I wonder what it is this time? High heeled boots so he can actually reach his desk?
"Colonel...Do we get Haloween off?"
Ahh..so that's what this was about...
"Of course not FullMetal."
"Why?", He demanded, dropping the false tone of innocence, adopting the more curt cut-to-the-chase tone we've all come to asssociate with the blonde alchemist with a major short complex.
"Why should we?", I ask just as icily as his voice is heated.
"Beacauuuuuussssssee! Freee Caaaaaaaaaaaaandiiiiiiie!", He says while runnning wround in hyper circles through my office.
I sigh and call up Maes, He's to blame; He and his daughter who insisted on giving the blonde alchemist sugar, I smiled to myself, well..I could always do that after his sugar high wears off-But I could always use some blackmail pictures...
