Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Inuyasha- 12 years old. A typical prankster.

Sesshomaru- 14 years old. Wanted no business with whatever Inuyasha has been doing but always got dragged into Inuyasha's pranks.

Izayoi- Mother to Inuyasha but half-mother to Sesshomaru. A singer employed by a hotel.

Kagome- 18 years old. A girl tending the candy bar in the hotel and part-time babysitter for Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. Inuyasha has a crush on her though.

Sango- 18 years old. A concierge. Close friends with Kagome.

Miroku- 20 years old. A bell-boy working in the hotel. He has a crush on Sango.

Kikyo- 18 years old. A spoiled daughter of the hotel's owner. She always flaunts her wealth in front of Kagome and Sango.

Naraku- The hotel manager there. Always trying to stop Inuyasha's plans of destruction and always trying to be in Kikyo's good books.

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"No way are you going to sing in that hotel!" Inu-taisho's voice was heard loud and clear in the living room.

"That's the Fullerton hotel and it is one of the most high class hotels here!" Izayoi's voice was heard shortly after Inu-taisho's.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru sat down in the living room, watching the television when they heard their parents fighting again.

"Are they gonna be ok?" Inuyasha asked his elder brother.

"Who knows? Maybe Izayoi is going to throw a tantrum again." Sesshomaru replied with a I–don't-care look.

They then sat there watching the television waiting for the famous 3 words from Izayoi.

"I am leaving."

Izayoi stormed out into the living room and took the remote control from the table, shut the television thus earning a growl from Sesshomaru and said, "Pack your things boys. We are leaving to the hotel."

"Are we staying there?" Inuyasha's voice perked up.

"Yes, we are." Izayoi replied.

"Are you going?" Inuyasha asked Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru shrugged and said, "Why not?" He wanted to try laying by the pool, sipping some beverages. Ah! Heaven.

"Great. So pack your bags boys and we will be leaving in another 10 minutes."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru ran straight into their room and started packing real fast.

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom." Inuyasha screamed at his brother.

"Shut up!"

"What are you doing? Putting on make-up?"

"None of your business!"

"Sesshy wearing make-up! Sesshy wearing make-up!"

Sesshomaru opened the door, stepped out and yelled, "Izayoi! Take Inuyasha away!" Then he heard a familiar slam behind him. He turned and realized his brother was missing and then he yelled. "Baka! Get out of there!"

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After a hard a time trying to pry Sesshomaru away from attacking Inuyasha, Izayoi heaved a sigh and started driving towards the hotel. The journey was smooth with Inuyasha listening to his Walkman and Sesshomaru closing his eyes. Soon Inuyasha got tired with the music and decided to play a prank on his brother. He got close to his brother's ear and started singing out loud the Teletubbies song. Sesshomaru got so shock that he almost jolted out of his seat.

"Shut up!" Sesshomaru snarled at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha however covered his ears and began singing.

"I said shut up!" Sesshomaru said, conking Inuyasha's head with his fist.

They then began their fight in the car. Izayoi sighed and said, "Please stop fighting within 10 minutes because we are reaching." She received no reply so she did not know whether the boys had heard her.

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They reached Fullerton hotel soon enough and started to unload their bags to the hotel. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru had bruises all over their faces and were sulking. Izayoi shook her head at the boys and started heading to the concierge.

"Good afternoon. How can I help you?" A girl behind the counter smiled brightly.

"I would like to meet the manager here Mr Naraku." Izayoi smiled.

"Sure. Mrs-"

"Call me Izayoi."

"I am Sango."

Both ladies smiled as Sango called for Mr Naraku. Soon, Mr Naraku arrived and greeted Izayoi.

"Ah! Mrs Taisho. You have decided to work here." Mr Naraku welcomed Izayoi.

"Indeed." Izayoi replied.

"Why don't we have a seat somewhere to talk about the contract?"

"Sure." Izayoi turned to the boys who were sending death glares at each other. "I will have to talk to the manager here so you boys can walked around here. I want no fighting from you boys. Do you get me?"

Both of them nodded obediently as Izayoi walked towards a man.

"Hey look there's a candy bar!" Inuyasha said as he ran towards the bar. Sesshomaru then reluctantly followed him.

Inuyasha glanced around the bar but see no attendant there.

"There's no one here." Inuyasha said.

"Idiot." Sesshomaru muttered under his breath as he slammed his hand down on the bell. The bell thus became dented.

"Oops." Inuyasha said.

A girl around 18 stood up suddenly, startling the boys and said, "Hi. How can I help you? We have all kinds of chocolates and sweets here and which one would you prefer?"

Inuyahsa stared at the girl and said, "You are the sweet thing here."

The girl looked annoyed and then said, "Say that to me when you are a few years older."

Sesshomaru then said, "Sorry that my brother are mentally insane and immature for his age."

"I am Kagome." The girl said.

"Inuyasha." Inuyasha said first, beating his brother to it.

"And you are?"

"Sesshomaru."

Kagome smiled and then said, "Why not I treat you two to these two chocolates." She passed them two chocolates and they stuffed it into their bags.

"So Kagome, will you want to go out with me-?" Sesshomaru wrapped his hand around Inuyasha's mouth and then said, "I think we are going now. Thanks for the chocolates."

"Welcome. I see you guys around." Kagome replied.

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They managed to find Izayoi and then they checked into their suite on the upper floor. A bellboy named Miroku helped them with their bags.

"Thank you." Izayoi said.

"You are welcome." Miroku replied before he left. Izayoi then called for the boys to the living room.

"We may be living in a castle but we are not royalty." Izayoi said.

"I think you are a queen mommy." Inuyasha said.

"Aw. But I suck at it." Izayoi replied.

Sesshomaru snickered at the comment Izayoi made.

"So I am going to lay down some rules and you are going to follow them." Izayoi continued.

"Firstly, no running around in the hotel." The boys nodded

"Secondly, no fighting." The boys nodded.

"Thirdly, always put on your best behaviour." The boys nodded.

"Fourth, no pranks." Izayoi eyed on Inuyasha who gulped.

"Fifth, no television." Izayoi said hoping that they will nod but they shook their head.

"No TV?" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Just kidding." Izayoi said. "But I expect you boys to behave yourself. Understand?" They nodded.

At around evening, they went down to the hotel's restaurant for dinner.

"I will be working here from tomorrow onwards. I will not have much time for you in the night." Izayoi said.

"Working as a waitress?" Inuyasha said.

Sesshomaru conked Inuyasha's head and muttered, "Idiot."

"Thank you." Izayoi said.

Just then, a trumpet sound was heard and all guests turned towards the entrance to see what's going on. A girl dressed fancifully stepped into the restaurant, smiling.

"Geez. What's up with her?" Inuyasha said.

"She's Kikyo. The heiress of this hotel." Izayoi explained to Inuyasha who replied with the famous "Feh!"

After the drama, they began to eat and started eating their dinner. They returned to their suite and began to talk.

"You boys will be attending school tomorrow." Izayoi said.

Both of them groaned.

"I expect you two to be up and early tomorrow."

Both of them groaned.

"Well, see you tomorrow morning then."

Both of them groaned.

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This is my first humor story so please be lenient on me if it is not funny.