Krew says: Aaah my titties!
Erol drinks Haven's beer supply
"Xemnas" is an anagram of Mansex
Torn can't find any #&ing waffles
Damas says: Fruit salad. Yummy yummy.
Daxter is on drugs
My friend got on the bus to Spargus
Ashelin drank fake hair and now she's the Dog-Faced Girl, har har
Jak got sick of his computer so he smashed it
Samos says: Beware the false buttocks
Razer's Internet has gone stupid again
UR-86 has a shiny metal ass. Bite it.
BEER!
Everyone is staring. Even Seem. That's how weird it is
Veger wants sausages
Oo
Onin flirts with Pecker
DJ could kiss and hug a BEER! But he'd rather chug a BEER!
Sig isn't turtley enough to join the turtle club
This is Vin's disintegrating pistol, and when it disintegrates, brother, it disintegrates!
Vin says: Huh. Whaddya know. It disintegrated
(start of weird song)
Dax loves Tess, Tess loves Dax,
They got together and killed Baron P
20 bullets to the head
Sorry Ashelin, Baron's dead
Baron died, Ashelin cried
Krew committed suicide
Torn and Siggy crashed a plane
All the Jaktards are insane
(endn00b)
All the Mary Sues fell off the top of the palace but then they survived, poos
Vin failed Phys. Ed class
ENDWEIRDNESS!!!!!!!!!!1
