Krew says: Aaah my titties!

Erol drinks Haven's beer supply

"Xemnas" is an anagram of Mansex

Torn can't find any #&ing waffles

Damas says: Fruit salad. Yummy yummy.

Daxter is on drugs

My friend got on the bus to Spargus

Ashelin drank fake hair and now she's the Dog-Faced Girl, har har

Jak got sick of his computer so he smashed it

Samos says: Beware the false buttocks

Razer's Internet has gone stupid again

UR-86 has a shiny metal ass. Bite it.

BEER!

Everyone is staring. Even Seem. That's how weird it is

Veger wants sausages

Oo

Onin flirts with Pecker

DJ could kiss and hug a BEER! But he'd rather chug a BEER!

Sig isn't turtley enough to join the turtle club

This is Vin's disintegrating pistol, and when it disintegrates, brother, it disintegrates!

Vin says: Huh. Whaddya know. It disintegrated

(start of weird song)

Dax loves Tess, Tess loves Dax,

They got together and killed Baron P

20 bullets to the head

Sorry Ashelin, Baron's dead

Baron died, Ashelin cried

Krew committed suicide

Torn and Siggy crashed a plane

All the Jaktards are insane

(endn00b)

All the Mary Sues fell off the top of the palace but then they survived, poos

Vin failed Phys. Ed class

ENDWEIRDNESS!!!!!!!!!!1