Ok if I owned supernatural do you really think that I would be writing this on a fanfiction website?
Yeah
Told you.
Ash (ashimattack) helped to write this (go check out her page coz shes awesome) says her
(what do you mean helped I typed most of it)
Coz I cant spell!!!
(No. you can't.)
Anyways
Things that supernatural would never say
Dean- hey sam let's go cry, talk about our feelings and eat frogurt!
Sam- you know what Dean? Go to hell. Oh wait you were already there, BURN
John- you know what guys, I actually always liked sam more, well after I drowned his puppy that is
Dean – cassandra sucks
(hey whattt???)
SAM- Ash is a tool coz she forgot her tennis racket!!!!
Dean – at least ash can spell tennis RACQUET dumbass
DEAN AND SAM- stop making us say stuff like that to resolve your own petty arguments
Ash&cassandra- bite me, our story our rules.
Lillith – how about we get on with this there is sale of shoes on!
Bella- hey guys why don't you take this $5million off my hands/ while you're at it why don't you shoot me?
Mary- -gasp- its Azazael! You weren't supposed to meet me here….
Bobby – you know Dean, you were right to sell your soul for Sam. Hes just so superior to you in every way.
Bobby- you know guys/ im gonna close my junkyard and open a clothing store, and while im at it I'll wear something that doesn't make me look like a bogan
Ash – hello there old chaps, fancy a lovely game of cricket?
(ash glares a supernatural ash)
Ash- you give all ash's a bad name!
Cassandra- plus American rednecks don't mix with aussie cricket
Ellen – sure Jo, you wanna go off and become a hunter? Good for you! You're also pregnant? Well the good news just keeps coming!
Henrickson – oh? You caught the Winchesters? Well I was gonna go get drunk tonight… I'll come tomorrow
Gordan- oh em gee! Vampires are like the shizz! I really hope I get turned! Oh I do? Great!
Dean – Sam, I have a confession to make. I'm actually gay
Dean- what's that Sam? You crashed the impala? that's cool, I was actually gonna buy a pink Comby anyway
Dean- I am not hungry. (millions of people die in shock)
Sam – who's hotter out of Patricia Arquette Jennifer Lovehewwit and me? Oh me. Definitely me.
Sam- Oh I got another innocent killed? Hmm I'm not gonna go brooding for the next 200 episodes. Nope. No way.
Sam- oh jess is dead? Thank god! I was gonna dump her anyway, this saves some awkward moments.
John – guys we're quitting hunting. We're gonna go become travelling minstrels, got it?
Dean- god I love Ruby, now there was a girl you could trust!
Azazael – what? You mean I killed all those people? AAH! I MUST GO REPENT!
Ruby – I'm actually possessed by the human
Dean and Sam – you know we actually really enjoy reading wincest, you should write more. With lots of graphic sex scenes.
