I'm on a oneshot Cutters binge...God knows I love them though xD
Today, Cartman had invited/commanded Butters over to his house to search for his missing Clyde Frog, which he still had after all these years and had somehow misplaced over the last two or three days. Butters was anxious and horribly nervous, but decided to comply, as if he didn't Cartman would probably smack him in the head next time he did see him, which would be the next day. And he also wanted to tell Eric something, something that had been gnawing and tugging at him for a long time, that he wanted to finally get off his chest.
Of course, that might all end horribly, but he had to take that chance. He never was good at keeping secrets, especially from Eric.
He sat on the bed hesitantly, twittery as his friend Tweek, knees together and knuckles tapping gingerly as he stared down at Cartman sweeping his arm under his bed. This was it. All or nothing. He had to say it now, or he never would.
"Uh, E-Eric? I'ah, um, I'ah have to tell y'somethin'...somethin' secret-"
"That you're gay?" Cartman sat up, scowling as he glared at the bed with venomous hate.
"B-but how did you know?" Butters flushed, stammering, "Uh, I-I'ah mean, no, uh-"
Cartman turned a slightly disappointed gaze onto him. "Dude, you're the gayest person I know. Everyone knows. Everyone."
Butters darkened further, but decided to plunge in anyway. "Well, tha' wasn't all I'ah wanted to say, Eric. Th-the truth is that-"
"You're gay for me?"
"How do you know already?" Butters cried desperately, waving his hands frantically.
Cartman just turned back to the bed, hands on his hips as he frowned at it. "You popped a boner last time you were here and my shirt got wet." He went down to reach under the bed again. "But now, if I call you a stupid pussy faggot, ya can't say anything, 'cause you are stupid, you are a pussy, and you are a faggot. Now, shut the hell up and get under my bed. I can't reach all the way under there, and I need to find Clyde Frog. I'm certain he's there." The larger boy looked at the blond when he didn't do anything. "Hurry up!"
Butters shot up, dropping down to the floor. Well, this wasn't exactly how he pictured Eric reacting, but it was a lot better than what he expected.
And Clyde Frog was in the freezer.
A/N: Have you guys ever heard that? That when white people (not being racist here, but I've never seen anybody of any other ethnicity do this) in books or movies or comics lose things, they end up in the strangest places, most likely the freezer? Like, seriously, who in here has heard that? Cuz I have, but apparently most people I know say they don't, but my sis does, and it was weird. Help me out here!
