Everyone's been pushing me about writing a story about the sea cucumbers (at home), but since I had been writing FanFiction about Mikan and Natsume, I had the crazy thought of Natsume shoving a sea cucumber in Mikan's throat. When I was doing the summary, wanting to add more and more, including how to tell sea creatures apart, I thought of why! Wait for the part that Natsume shoves a sea cucumber in Mikan's throat to make sure it's not a jellyfish!

P.S. P.O.V.'s may change. Scratch that. They WILL.

P.S.S. I do not own Gakuen Alice, sorry. I only own this plot. I had forgotten to put that, so I'm editing it =_=''

Natsume's P.O.V.

We were on a vacation for some reason to the beach. Don't know why, but I'm suspicious. Narumi's here as well though, and he did a whole session of sea creatures that racked our brains. By 'whole session', I mean a quarter of the year. And by 'racked our brains', I mean we all got tired of his gay lectures about not killing the wrong things. It was all, 'don't kill this!', 'don't kill that!' Real annoying. But now we're here, and I'm in my swim trunks.

"Polka, again, you only have flatlands," I told Mikan as she jumped and jerked her head around.

"You jerk!" she screamed at me. Heh. Sooo fun. I love irritating her.

"Haha," Koko said with his back toward the beach, water rushing at his feet. He must have read my mind.

"Yup," he assured me with his back still turned. I looked farther to the left where Imai was taking pictures of Ruka blushing. He was in his swim trunks, too. Oh, and Koko is, as well- we all are! Of course, the girls are wearing swimsuits. Permy had a flashy one that literally almost blinded me. She's still behind me, trying to grab my attention. I see the flares. The annoying flares of light death. But it's a torturous death. Light as in bright. Narumi had his hand over his eyes, gazing at the ocean. Sparkles in his eyes. Urgh. Still gay.

"Narumi, why are we here?" I asked, snapping him out of his daze.

"Ah, we're supposed to go out at sea and surely come back!" he told us with his usual feminine smile. But that made everyone's head jerk around to him. It sounded like a death wish. They wanted us dead.

"So let's begin, shall we?" he turned to us, clapping his hands together. Our death tour? Sure, why not. My alice was gonna kill me anyway. I walked up to him, grabbing Mikan on the way.

"Wha-" she started, but I interrupted with a 'whatever' before she could whine.

"But Permy's not coming," I stated.

"Wha-" I heard her start behind me.

"Her swimsuit is too flashy- we'll be blinded," I explained.

"I-I'll change it, Natsume!" she said, worriedly.

"By then, we'll be gone, but sure," I replied.

"Ugh!" she said with fright in her eyes. "I'll hurry!" she yelled as she ran off. Sigh. Finally.

"I want to see how the sea creatures react to Ruka," Hotaru walked up with a rope in her hand. Ruka was tied up. Huh. How convenient. Mikan didn't resist- she was still on the floor doing her cute little pouty face.

"Anybody else?" Narumi called.

"I will," Koko answered with his usual strange smile.

"I like the ocean," Kitsu replied. It was strange seeing him walk but whatever.

"We will!" Anna and Nonoko said in union.

"Natsume's going so yeah," Mochou said.

"I wouldn't mind going either," Iinchou answered.

"I'm definitely going," Baldy said. Yeah, I forgot to mention, but some of the students in the Special Ability Class are here, as well.

"Me too," Misaki said.

"I'll go," Tono said. Kaname was supposed to come, but he was sick.

"Alright then!" Narumi yelled with his usual feminine excitement, "We'll be leaving in five minutes! Get whatever you want to bring and explore the beach!"

So that's how our crazy journey in the ocean began. And trust me, it really is crazy.

-Ending Play-

me: Ooo~ Cool. Okay, so Natsume wrote the first chapter. And he says it'll be crazy. Guys, the crazy ness has barely begun!

Mikan: Hey, I heard that you're going to make Natsume shove something into my mouth, is that true?

me: duh. That's what started this story into my head. He's gonna shove a ton of stuff in your throat, hopefully.

Mikan: Wha-

me (rubbing my hands together): And I've already got some romance scenes planned out that'll make you or Ruka blush!

Mikan: What?!

me: Ye-he-hes. This shall be very good. I wonder if Natsume'll do something mischievous and perverted to you as well. REALLY perverted as touch *that place*

Mikan: Gya! Why would you do that?! Have mercy!

me: I like you with Natsume, what else? Natsume's the perfect pervert- he does the most perverted stuff I've seen. Well, sort of. Yeah. He's a good pervert. He takes off your panties and squeezes your boobs to see how big they are. He's awesome.

Mikan: That isn't awesome!

me: it is. He's funny. Polka dots. (happy blush while dreaming about Natsume) Hee hee

Mikan: um-

me: Ending play is OUT! (Points)

Mikan: what?

me: Well anyway, I'm thinking of Natsume sticki-

-End play out-