EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
APPLEJACK
VS
BAMBI
BEGIN

[APPLEJACK]
ALRIGHT SUGARCUBE TIME TO TEACH YOU A SHITTY LESSON
YOU MADE BE A PRINCE BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN
YOU CAN'T OBEY YOUR FATHER AFTER YOUR MOTHER DIED
IF SHE WASN'T HERE YOU'LL BE AT HOME AND DAMN CRY
MY SHOW IS BETTER UNLEAST IT DOESN'T HAVE DEATH
I CAN EVEN BEAT RONNIE IF HE MADE A BET
WELL FUCK YOU BAMBI YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT ME
AS A EARTH PONY YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME

[BAMBI]
WELL SCREW YOU APPLEJACK YOU USED TO CRY ON THE INSIDE
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE CAVE IT WAS JUST A FUCKING LIE
YOUR FRIENDS ARE CRAZY IS THAT WHAT TWILIGHT SAY
YOU IDIOT EVERYPONY KNOWS YOUR PARENT DEAD
MY FILM IS BETTER UNLEAST IT NOT A BABY SHOW
NO ONE WANNA RAP AGAINST THIS HOE
AFTER I FINISH THIS RAP YOU WILL BE IN FOR A BUCKING
THUMPER IS BETTER THAN FLUTTERSHY ANGEL BUNNY

[APPLEJACK]
DON'T YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU SHOULD FUCK FAILINE
I CAN DESTROYED YOU WITH THE ELEMENT OF HARMONY
YOU GOING TO THE MEADOW YOUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER
YOU WILL GET BONED BY THAT FATHERFUCKER HUNTER
DON'T INSULT ME I AM BETTER THAN THAT
YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT RONNIE AS HE ATTACK
YOU SHOULDN'T BE A DEAR YOU CALLED A SKUNK FLOWER
WHEN I GET MY ROPE YOU WILL BE IN DANGER

[BAMBI]
WELL DON'T GIVE ME LECTURE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A RAT
YOU'RE PAL RAINBOW DASH IS A TOMBOY BRAT
BEATING FLIM FLAM IN AN APPLE CIDER CONTEST
YOU SHOULD'VE LOST AND GO TO HELL THAN
YOU'RE OVERPROTECTIVE BETWEEN APPLEBLOOM
WHEN THE HUNTER COMES YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM
GOODBYE APPLEJACK I AM LEAVING YOU NOW
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL AND IT WAS FINE NOW

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE