A/N Okay to those people willing to give this a try, thank you! Okay so a short explanation. So now that the gods have been accepting all their children, the camp is getting a little more crowded. So in order to keep the peace, the guys have made a pamphlet for all the new comers to read. In it is a list of tips on how to live in Camp Half-Blood with out getting turn into pulp, or ash. I kind of got the idea from watching Pitch Perfect, you know the part where she arrives at the university and there's always that annoyingly happy tour guide person? Yeah so she's giving you a guide and then gives you the pamphlet. So I hope you like it?

Welcome to Camp Half-Blood!

The one place where being eaten by a hungry monster is not the first thing on your mind. Camp Half-Blood offers many different courses to it's many different demigods. From archery to spear throwing, we have it all, including professional trainers that will assist you in your troubles.

After all that hard training, people just want to relax. So come enjoy the view of our strawberry fields, or take a refreshing swim in our lake, not in the mood? Then come hangout with your friends by the camp fire and share the stories of your adventures.

Now do remember that we want ALL our demigods to have a good time, and although monsters aren't a problem, demigods aren't the most peaceful creatures either. So here are a few helpful hints to keep in mind if you want to live. They will be followed by examples of what happens if you don't listen. Brought to you by the leaders of our camp.

Just remember CAMP HALF-BLOOD.

Conner and Travis Stoll are not to be trusted...don't trust the whole Hermes cabin-PERIOD! Especially the Stoll brothers.

EX. Conner: Hey Drew!

Drew: What? *she walks over to him*

Travis: Woa! I have never seen an Aphrodite girl with chapped lips before.

Drew: What my are chapped?!*covers her mouth*

Conner: Here! Before anybody else sees you like this! *hands her a chap stick*

Drew:*quickly applies the content from the tube* Thank y-wo g-s...wa..wa?

Conner: Amazing what numbing paste does.

Travis:*laughing his butt off*

Drew:*lunges at the both of them*

Conner: Time to go!*Takes off after his brother*

Athena is the goddess of wisdom, therefore her children will be the smartest kids in the camp. To challenge that is to have a death wish.

EX. Random guy from the Apollo Cabin: I don't know why the Athena kids think they're such big shots. I mean I'm not from Athena, and I'm still smarter than half of them.

Annabeth:*Passing by and heard the idiot. Looks up into the skies* Mom? I'm ready to cash in that favor.

Athena: FOOLISH MORTAL! DIE!

5 minutes later at the infirmary

Chiron: What happened?

Grover: He said he was smarter than the Athena Cabin.

Chiron: Oh...carry on. *Calmly walks away*

Manners are important

EX. Leo:*snoring softly in his bed*

Percy:*shakes Leo awake* Leo. Leo! Hey so Annabeth's birthday is coming up, and I was wondering if you could make a music box or-

Leo: PLEASE GO THE F*CK AWAY OR I SWEAR I WILL BURN YOU TO ASHES! THEN I WILL ASK NICO TO BRING YOUR SOUL BACK SO I CAN BURN THAT TOO!

Percy: Okay but only cause you said please.

Also demigods take their sleep very seriously so don't mess with it!

People, please respect other people's relationships! Demigods are extremely over protective, and will not hesitate to use you as a practice dummy.

EX. Percy:*leaning against a tree, writing something down with Riptide in functioning pen form*

Annabeth:*walking towards Percy*

Random Guy:*steps in her way* Hey Annabeth, I was thinking maybe we could g-

Percy:*suddenly appears in front of Annabeth* Your next words better be get a colonoscopy.

Guy: Or what you'll stab me with your pen?

Percy:*Uncaps Riptide* Yup.

Aphrodite girl: Jason you're so hot! We would make a cute couple!*giggles flirtatiously*

Piper: Hey sis *Using charmspeake* go jump off a cliff.

Girl:*starts walking away*

Jason: Piper!

Piper: Fine!*shouts at girl* Never mind, just go throw away all your make up.

Drew:*witnessing the whole thing* YOU MONSTER!

Dude: Hey Hazel!

Frank:*standing behind Hazel, turns into a huge dragon, and taps his claw on the ground*

Dude: Have a nice day!*quickly walks away*

Frank:*turns back into his human form*

Hazel:*Turns around* What a nice boy.

Frank: Mmhmm.

A/N So what'd you think? This is just CAMP I will be posting HALF soon, and thank you for reading. Please let me know what you think and whether you liked it or not? And if you didn't well...sorry. I tried. Thank you.