Dr.Katz/Clerks Crossover2

We see Jay talking to Dr.Katz. "You see i'm relly confused am I gay or
straight." "Well Jay i'm not liscneced for such things." "Well I just never had the
time to see I've always tried to surpress it." "Meaning?" "I shove it of like saying
i'm no fagot I love chicks." "Well Jay it is said that most people who are
homophobic were either told such things growing up, being supresed so much that
you may actualy be Gay or Bi." "Well how can I tell?" Then Dr.Katz gives Jay a book
which title says: Homo, Hetro or Bi. "Thanks Dr.Katz i'll start reading right now."

(restepionist room)
We see Willam (The Clerks version of Willam) in front of the desk. "Hey laura
whats going on." "Just sit down junkie." "Laura I don't like what you said and
Dr.Katz says that i'm inproving on that problem." "What ever just go see Dr.Katz."

(In the Office)
"Snow Balling?" Asks Dr.Katz as Willam says what it is. "Its when a chick gives
you a blow job and she shout your load back into your mouth by kissing." "And
you do this because?" "I'm kinky ok ins't there such thing as a kinky junk."
You mean Junkie." "Yeah Dr.Ratz." "Katz." "Were?" "Willam why did you come
here?" "To get help with my problem." "Then why me of all the therapists in
New York?" "Your cheaper than some places." "Just get out you shouldn't be here!"
"Like were should I be?" "A detox center now go!" 'Do I have to pay?" "No just
go!" Then Willam goes out the door. "Thank God." Says Dr.Katz as he starts to
rest his eyes.

(Restepinist room)
Silent Bob is reading a magazine. "Hey Bob wanna go out." "Sorry Laura I just
don't feel like going out at this time." Then Laura mutters:"sonuva bitch." Then
Silent Bob says: "What?" "Its your turn to see Dr.Katz."

(In the Office)
"You see Dr.Katz I was brought up Cathlic and this whole thing just freaked me out."
"Did you confront Amy (rember silent Bob's story in Chasing Amy)." "Well I did
and Fucked up the relationship." "Thats sad." "Yeah but what kills you makes you
stronger." He then starts to light a cigerete. "Um Bob could you not smoke." "Ok."
"Well lets talk about your cildhood." Then the ending music starts. "Well Bob it
seems that were going to have to talk about this next time." "Ok." Ending credits
start and end.

The End

Please reveiw so that I see what you think this was compared to the origanal one I
wrote.