Loki stood before his adoptive father boldly. "How, may I assist you, Father?" He spat the last word like poison and his wrist and ankle shackles clinked as he leaned forward. Odin frowned, but said, "I have decided upon your punishment."
"Oooh, scary." Loki said venomously. Odin sighed and beckoned to a guard. The guard moved to the door and opened it, revealing Thor. "My punishment is Thor?" Odin smirked. "No. Your punishment is your worst fear. Someone having complete control over you. Your punishment is the Midgardian behind Thor." Thor led a young woman into the chamber as she stepped out from behind him, having been hidden by his bulk.
She bowed. "Hullo." she said quietly before rising. She brushed a strand of long, midnight black hair from her face. Her green eyes sparkled with life and she had very faint laugh lines on her cheeks. She smiles a lot. Loki thought, then shook his head. Why should he care about that? He didn't. Her pale face was lightly freckled, and her pink lips stood out against the rest of her face.
Odin walked down from his throne and clapped the smaller woman on the shoulder. To her credit, she hardly moved, only wincing slightly. "This is Amber Rainwell. She is going to be your babysitter." Amber blinked. "Wait, I'm babysitting a grown man? The way you spoke on the internet, I had assumed that Loki was a young child, not a full grown god I had believed to be a myth."
Odin laughed. "Did you not realize what was happening when you were transported here?"
Amber laughed. "Not until Thor showed up outside my window to pick me up and I connected the dots." Loki sighed. "You do understand that i can easily kill her and escape." he stated. Odin grinned. "Not without your powers you won't." Loki was confused, but then he looked down at the shackles on his wrists, which had started glowing.
"Ooooh..." he began, ready to swear, but before he could say anything else, Darth Vader burst through the wall, cackling and screamed, "Loki! Odin is not your father!" Amber, who was standing right next to the "Dark Lord," stated, "No shit, Sherlock. That's old news." before straightening her hand and karate chopping him in the neck, making him collapse to the ground, screeching, "I'm melting! Meltiiiiiiiiiing!" Loki blinked and looked up. "What the hell, Sky?!" It's Serryx on this account, Loki! And stop breaking the fourth wall! "Don't care and too late. FIX THIS SHIT!"
(The last paragraph never happened.)
"Ooooh..." he began, ready to swear, but just then a small part of the cuffs lifted and two glowing orange vials with spider-like legs crawled out and over to Amber, crawling up her legs and up to her hands. She held one. "You said I have to absorb this? How?"
"Hold on a moment!" Loki snapped. "You intend to give my godly powers to a mortal?! Are you mad?! My powers will burn her from the inside out! She. Will. Die! You old fool!" Loki didn't care if she died, but it wasn't likely that he'd get his powers back if they died with her.
Amber grinned. "We'll just have to see about that." Odin laughed. "I think she's got enough fire to contain that power at least!" Odin opened the vials and handed them to her. "Drink it."
Amber made a face. "Ew. But okay." She threw back the orange liquid and shuddered. "Bleh. Spicy." Thenher eyes widened. "Really, really hot! Ow!"
"I warned you, old fool!" Loki shouted as Amber fell to one knee. "You have caused the death of one of the mortals you love so much!"
"What the fuck are you talking about? That shit was fucking hot, that's all." Amber coughed. "Like drinking straight hot sauce." She coughed again and a green flame flew from her mouth like a lizards tongue. "It worked!" Thor said excitedly.
"Does this mean I can teleport now? I saw Loki teleport on TV." Amber said. Odin replied, "You now have access to all of Loki's powers. You may return them to him as a reward while babysitting, or you can take them away as punishment. Or you can use them against him, such as tricking him into something. Any questions?"
Amber shook her head. Thor said, "Then I shall take you to Tower Stark. I have spoken to friend Tony. The Avengers have given you permission to take care of Loki there." Thor told her. Amber blinked, surprised. "Thank you, Thor." Thor grinned. "According to Clint, "Better to have him nearby in case he gives the little lady trouble!" Though I believe that he only wishes to have another "whack" at my brother."
Loki rolled his eyes as Heimdall sent them to Earth.
This was going to be terrible.
