Rosalie gets a job in retail!
(I work in retail and to be honest I deal with idiots!)
Being a Cullen came with many privileges there was of course the fact that they were immortal and beautiful but the one thing that made there life long existence even easier was the fact that they were extremely rich. But of all the Cullen's Rosalie was the one who would have given everything up just to be human to have a normal life. The rest of the Cullen's were so sick of hearing about her wish to be human that they thought of a knew way to make her grateful for what she had, they got her a job in retail dealing with humans everyday. It was a large department store and she was to work in the women's department the heart of the store.
Rosalie forgot what it was like to be human and that the average customer is no smarter than a fruit fly, or maybe the fly was smarter she wasn't sure. In her first day she was asked many questions
Customer "excuse me do you work here?"
Rosalie "Well I don't just wear the uniform for fun"
Customer "um well could please tell me were the women's clothes are?"
At this Rosalie gave the women a fake smile and told her that she was standing in it. The obvious fact that all the colors' and clothes were for women didn't obviously tip this dump customer off. Rosalie was doing quite well considering she was dealing with the average Joe blog. But the day was only just beginning when she got one of the dumbest ones yet.
Customer "hi could you please tell me what is half price off this?"
Rosalie "half price off $20? Are you serious?"
Customer "yeah what is it"
Rosalie "$10"
Customer "thanks"
Rosalie couldn't believe how dumb humans really were, was she her self once one of them. But she was yet to meet the dumbest of them all her boss. Rosalie's boss was an 18yr old girl just out of high school and was a true idiot in every sense of the word. Her boss was never on time, had a million smoke breaks during the day, never helped with any of the work and blamed any mistakes on the staff (I actually think that is the true meaning of the word boss!)
Rosalie being Rosalie found this all very hard to bite her tongue at the going on's around her. Her family could see that she was breaking and starting to realize that maybe she hasn't had it so bad being rich and immortal. But the final straw came when a customer came up to her one day and said
Customer "here" as she passes Rosalie a giant pile of clothes "I tried all these things on and I don't want them and you don't look like you're doing anything so you put them back"
Rosalie "do I look like your slave do it your self!!" That was it Rosalie quit on the spot and on her way out she went out to the car park and scratched her keys along any car that crossed her path.
The Cullen's noticed an amazing change in her, she stopped complaining about ever wanting to be human and changed her ways, she was much more pleasant to be around and she never entered a department store again where the stupidest people in the world go to shop and ask dumb questions.
