This is the first time I write fem!Zoro's story. Okay, so, there will be containing more than one ?xfem!Zoro pairings. I don't know, I'll add it on the later chapter.
Anyway, enjoy the story!
Zoro open his eyes as he yawned. He's sure he had drank too much for the drinking competition in the pub yesterday, but well, at least he won some money that he can spend for.
He remembers not much about yesterday, only remember he's being dragged back by one of his crew mates to the ship after getting drunk.
Zoro decide to wash his sleepy face and walk to the washroom. He splashes some water on his face, grabs a towel nearby, and rubs his face.
When he look up he saw a girl in the mirror with a pair of big emerald eyes, long green blooming hair, a pair of pink and kissable lips and a woman body every men who saw will die for.
Wait.
This is his reflection!
"Kyaa!" Zoro screamed before he (or should I say she?) realize he (better using 'he', cause I've a feeling Zoro may kill me…) is screaming in a very girlish voice. He quickly grasped at his mouth to cover it with his both hands.
"What happen to my voice?" he didn't even dare to open his mouth to scream or even yell now.
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"Do you all hear someone screaming?" Nami asked as she watches the men having food fight as usual as Robin is calmly reading her book. The men ignore her question as they continue their food fighting as Robin look up. "I didn't hear anything, Navigator-san." Nami nods as she looks around and found Zoro's place is empty.
"Sanji-kun, can you go and call Zoro up to have his breakfast." Nami asked.
"Hai, Nami-swan~!" Sanji send lots of flying kisses to his precious Nami-swan and Robin-chwan before leaving the kitchen/dining room in his famous noodle dance.
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"Oi, marimo! You're not going to skip breakfast again, did you?" Sanji asked through the door.
"Damn! Why will that shit cook come on a time like this?" Zoro yelled in his mind, still not dare to make a sound.
"Okay, marimo! I count to five, if you didn't open the door, don't blame me for kicking your door!"
"Oh shit. That damn cook is not daring enough to do it, do him?"
"One…"
"He'll never do it…"
"Two…"
"Damn that shitty cook, if he dare to do it, that sea-witch will kill him."
"Three…"
"If you dare enough to do it, I'll cut off your dick for sure, damn cook."
"Four…"
"I don't think you're dare enough…"
"Fine, moss head. If you still don't want to open the door, I'm really going to kick it off!"
"Like hell I'll let you see me in this kind of situation!"
"Five! Veal Shoot!"
"Wait! Don't do it, you damn cook!"
However, it was too late, the door sent fly away with a loud crash.
"Damn you, shitty cook!" Zoro yelled.
Weirdly, Sanji is standing there, gaping like a fish.
"Oh shit… I've a bad feeling… "
"Mellorine~!" Sanji's eyes are heart shaped and he is doing his famous noodle dance towards Zoro.
"Damn it!" Zoro mentally cursed in his mind.
To be continue…
So, before you start asking me, the reason of why Zoro changed into a girl will be tell on the next chapter. Hope it won't make you all confuse. Review please?
