Kyuubi Dork: Hey everyone, I just came back from the new movie, Dragonball Evolution. And if any of you read the newspaper (or get the info from mom), you'd see that it was a terrible movie. They were right… IT SUCKED!!! So I'm going to share with you 10 things that made this movie suck.
10 THINGS THAT MADE DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION SUCK!!!!
1. The movie did not follow the story line whatsoever. Goku was in CENSORED High School!!!!
2. The movie did not have most of the main characters. Including Krillin, Puar, Oolong, and the Red Ribbon.
3. The movie had bad actors. The movie was so bad that they could not get any good actors. I mean who the CENSORED is Texas Battle.
4. The CG graphics were extremely terrible. When Goku turned monkey, I bet they just put a cheap mask on him.
5. The actors were unclear saying there lines. Master Roshi said, "They only way to defeat Piccolo is to go to ToysRUs." I think they made up a city that sounded similar.
6. The Asian actors could not pronounce their own names. (Go-Hanne)=Gohan, (Si-On)=Sayian, (Comma-Homma-Ha)=Kamehameha, and (Kay)= Kai.
7. Gay/Retarded moments in this movie. Goku said, "Grandpa, I'm so very happy to see you." Really gag me. I mean it.
8. They used only one technique in the whole movie, but they didn't even use it right. They used the Kamehameha to revive Goku. The Kamehameha is used to CENSORED kill shit.
9. They mixed a good show with a bad show. They kept adding the technique "air bending" in the movie. They also portrayed the Kamehameha as a "fire bending" move.
10. Also, bad beginning and end. In the beginning, you see sweat slowly falling down off Goku's face. In the end, you see a random lady giving some spinach soup to injured Piccolo, who is laying in a bed. WT Holy F.
Well that movie wasn't so bad, there were some good parts like… I got nothin'.
