it was not a good day for one Naruto Uzumaki who had just watched his best friend die before getting stabbed just above his heart himself as he was dieing he closed his eyes and smiled to his new friend kurama who had just started to take a liking to him. "Well I guess this is the end my friend" said Naruto before he started to cough up blood.
"Yea it looks that way. I'm sorry I couldn't have helped more" said Kurama.
Just then as Naruto was about to die Three Gods/goddesses appeared. "It's not your time to die young one" said the tall woman in a white dress.
"Yes we plan to give you another chance but this time make it the way it was supposed to be" said the little blue chubby man with black sunglasses and two antenna on his head. (Imagine king Kai from dragon ball z).
"And well we will be giving you a few demons and gods to help you along with the nine tailed beasts but you will meet them soon enough" said the woman wearing a black dress.
"Well it looks like it's time to send you back" said The three in unison.
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Naruto slowly woke up in his old bed from his gennin days. "Well looks like I'm back" said Naruto as he walked up to his old calendar. "And looks like today is the gennin exam" he said before hearing a few voices in his head.
"Hey kit looks like we made it but the sad thing is it looks like we have to go through that Mizuki ass again. Hey I have an idea use Kakashi's one thousand years of death oh his ass before slamming his head into the ground" said Kurama before laughing at the image of Mizuki with four fingers up his ass.
"Good idea buddy" said Naruto before more voices spoke up.
"Hi there Naruto I am Goku and I am a Saiyan" said Goku.
"Hi my name is Ruvik I am a shinnigami" said the death God.
"Hi I am Ichigo I am a soul reaper" said the orange haired death God.
"Hello I am Sans and I am a time and space traveler" said Sans.
"You can use any of our abilities that you want just be careful we will have to train you in some of them" said Goku.
"Well I will only use your powers or abilities if I absolutely need to as it wouldn't be fair if I don't use my own skills" said Naruto.
"Ok well we will just wait here then I mean not like we have anywhere else to go" said Ichigo.
"Hey Kit looks like you have two doujutsu now" said Kurama who created a mirror with the water of Naruto's mind shocking the blond who now had the Byakugan in one eye and the Mangekyo sharingan in the other before the mangekyo sharingan transformed into the rennesharingan making Naruto cut chakra to his eyes causing them to return to there normal blue. "I'm not going to use anything I don't need I will keep things as close to the original time line as possible minus orrochimaru taking Sasuke using the curse mark in which I will use sage mode" said Naruto before he left his mindscape before he realized he was going to be late so he dashed to the academy not realizing that he was faster then he used to be so he arrived in five minutes instead of the usual ten.
Once in the academy he walked to his classroom where he arrived just as the bell went off. "Wow I just made it" said Naruto as he looked for a seat when he found his usual seat beside Sasuke and Sakura who just glared at him.
Soon Iruka arrived. "Settle down class" said Iruka still not getting anyone's attention so he activated his big head no jutsu. "SETTLE DOWN YOU DAMN BRATS" said Iruka slightly pissed that his class never listened to him. "Now class when I call your name I want you to come to the exam room" said Iruka as he called the class one by one and each of them graduated. "Naruto Uzumaki" called Iruka.
Once in the room Naruto was told to preform the three academy basic jutsu when he heard a voice in his head. "Hey Naruto just use my afterimage" said Goku. "No I'm going to repeat the process as if I don't how will I explain that I know about Kurama" said Naruto. "Good point" said Goku. Soon Naruto used the clone jutsu and created one hundred useless clones.
"You fail I'm sorry Naruto" said Iruka.
"Iruka can't we let him pass he did create one hundred even though they are all useless" said Mizuki.
"No it wouldn't be right" said Iruka.
Naruto slouched through the halls before walking out to his usual swing where he was met by Mizuki. "Come on Naruto I have a special test for you" said Mizuki.
Naruto followed Mizuki to a clearing in the woods. "Well your test will begin tonight the test is to steal the forbidden scroll and learn a jutsu from it. The scroll itself is in the Hokage's office" said Mizuki.
Naruto then shot off to the Hokage's office while Mizuki made it look like he was in the village the whole time. Once outside the Hokage's office Naruto snuck in and then used his sexy jutsu on the Hokage before taking the forbidden scroll and taking off to the clearing.
Time skip 2 hours later
Naruto was sitting in the clearing with his clothes torn and covered in dirt he just mastered three jutsu and was on his way to try for the Edo tensei but decided to wait to try that before he realized he could use shadow clones and went to the Uchiha graveyard and dug up some of their bodies to help him with the job he took skin samples of a lot of them before leaving and returning to the clearing finding a seal in the scroll he applied chakra to it and out came two piles of ash in urns the first saying shodaime and the second saying Nidiame he decided to seal them in his own backpack with a smile before re rolling the forbidden scroll just as Iruka showed up.
"NARUTO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU HAVE CAUSED" yelled Iruka.
"No but I did learn three new jutsu and mastered them" said Naruto playing his innocent card. "Mizuki-sensei said if I took the scroll and learned a jutsu from it I'd pass and I learned three and I'm about to try jutsu number four" said Naruto.
Shocked by this Iruka looked at him. "How did you learn three Jutsu?" Asked Iruka before realizing that he said Mizuki told him to do it. "Wait Mizuki told you to take the scroll?" Asked Iruka.
"Yea" said Naruto right as Mizuki arrived.
"Here to join me in killing the demon Iruka?" Asked a laughing Mizuki.
"Why are you doing his Mizuki?" Asked Iruka.
"Because I don't need this village I am taking this scroll to Orrochimaru in return for power and I figured kill the demon as I was on my way out" said Mizuki as he took out his giant fuma shuriken and threw it at Naruto only for Iruka to jump infront of it and save little Naruto.
Naruto looked up at Iruka and noticed him crying. 'Ok I'm just going to beat him with my shadow clone jutsu' thought Naruto as he crossed his fingers and silently summoned over 9000 clones of himself.
Mizuki looked around wide eyed before cursing his stupid luck and having all the Naruto's beat the crap out of him before ending it with a bang literally as all the clones surrounded Mizuki before Naruto made them explode almost killing the poor scumbag. Naruto then helped Iruka up when Iruka told him to close his eyes which he did. After five minutes Iruka told Naruto to open his eyes once he opened his eyes He saw Iruka without his headband smiling at him. "Congratulations you pass Naruto" said Iruka.
Naruto started crying before running and hugging Iruka. "Iruka-sensei can you take me out for ramen tomorrow I mean team assignments doesn't take place till the day after tomorrow" said Naruto earning a nod from his brother like figure.
"Now let's get This traitor to the Hokage" said Iruka as he picked up his ex-best friend and started walking to the Hokage's tower.
The next day during Iruka's lunch with Naruto
"so Naruto I think I found out something new you can learn" said Iruka.
"Sweet what is it?" asked Naruto.
"Fuinjutsu and I found the perfect teacher for you when he's in the village. His name is Jiraiya and he trained the fourth Hokage" said Iruka making Naruto cry on the inside but try to hide it.
"Awesome I know with that I will become the best Hokage ever" said Naruto.
"Lord Hokage said he will be here tomorrow and you start your training everyday after team meetings and missions you are to meet at his house which he will show you where you two will live as he will be training you while he's here so I guess pack up your stuff" said Iruka.
'Well it looks like I already changed the future for the better thank god' mused Naruto. "Thank you Iruka-sensei" said Naruto.
Naruto then decided to go to training ground 7 to meditate and get better at using sage mode and to shorten the amount of meditation needed for sage mode when he had a thought. Naruto then crossed his fingers. "Shadow clone jutsu" said Naruto as he created two mini clones of himself who sat on his shoulders continually gathering nature chakra and transferring it to him causing him to have the perfect sage mode as all he needed was to create two clones to sit on his shoulders and transfer chakra. Naruto then decided to practice his frog katas which he was doing well with until the sun started to set.
On his way home he noticed Hinata walking with her personal guard Ko before she took off. Naruto followed her and then noticed three other new graduates waiting for her with evil smirks on their faces. 'So that's why she was distant when the teams were assigned well time to fix that' thought Naruto. Naruto walked to the bully closest to Hinata. "What are you doing?" Asked Naruto using a henge to be someone else.
"We are going to teach that pale eyed bitch a lesson for thinking she's above us" said the first bully.
"Well for that you are going to pay. Shadow clone jutsu" said Naruto creating two clones who then proceeded to beat up and tie up the three bullies before walking up to Hinata. "Hinata are you okay? What are you doing away from your guard?" Asked Naruto.
"N-Na-Naruto-kun I am f-fine and I j-just wanted t-to be a-alone for abit" said Hinata.
"I'll bring you home" said Naruto as he grabbed Hinatas hand as he walked her to the Hyuuga compound. Once at the compound Naruto noticed the glares he got from the gate guards. "Just ran into lady Hinata in the woods so I figured I'd bring her home so she doesn't get lost" said Naruto as he turned to walk away.
"Thank you Uzumaki-sama" said one of the guards with a hint of venom in his voice.
"Well if I want to be Hokage one day I have to look out for the safety of all villagers" said Naruto as he walked away.
The guards looked at each other in confusion before leading Hinata to her room.
Naruto was now walking homes he had a long day to come Naruto then thought of an idea for making the ressengan with one hand but he would have to figure out how to do tiny shadow clones with no handsigns.
Once Naruto arrived at his apartment he started packing his clothes and his ninja equipment before he decided to go to bed as he had a long day tomorrow.
The next day at the academy
Naruto was sitting in class waiting for Iruka to announce the teams when Iruka walked in with a smile. "Class today I am proud to say you are all gennin and that you will be assigned a three man squad" said Iruka.
"Hey Iruka-sensei why is Naruto here he didn't graduate two days ago" said Sakura in her usual banshee voice.
"Because of him having too much chakra for the normal test I gave him a very special test designed for those with no chakra control and extremely high amounts of chakra which reminds me I was told by Lord Hokage to test how much chakra you all have" said Iruka before running out and coming back with two different things one was a box of chakra paper and the other was a giant metal ball with a screen.
"Iruka-sensei what are those" asked two students at the same time.
"This big metal ball is a chakra meter which measures how much chakra you have and the other is chakra paper which tests your chakra elemental affinity" said Iruka as he put his hand on the metal ball and channeled chakra into it after three seconds it read high chuunin then he handed everyone chakra paper while he tested Naruto first. After three seconds it read high above Kage causing everyone in the room and the third Hokage himself to have their jaws drop and eyes as big as dinner plates.
Iruka then went through everyone else which the highest was Hinata which was no surprise as she was a Hyuuga and hers was Jonin level and under that was Sasuke with high chuunin. Once Naruto channeled chakra into the chakra paper it shocked everyone even further as multiple things happened first it split into eleven pieces before each piece had a different result the first caught fire, the second crumpled , the third started to become wet, the fourth turned to dust, the fifth sucked itself into nothingness, the sixth grew branches, the seventh turned to ice, the eighth turned to lava, the ninth started to steam, the tenth magnetized itself to his headband, and the eleventh floated before starting to desolve into particles (indicating the same type of yin yang release that the tsuchikage possesses( I don't know the details but just go with it .Naruto may have all of these but not like anyone can teach him till the fourth great ninja war)). Naruto then decided to walk to his seat and ignore the glairs and just focus on jutsu that he knows and mastering them first. Sasuke the walked up to Naruto with a scowl on his face. "Give me your powers dobe like you don't deserve them only an elite like me does and we'll give them to me NOW" said Sasuke.
"Let me put it this way. NO! For one I don't know how to use half of those elements and for two I'd rather stick with my favorite anyway which is wind" said Naruto.
Sasuke then grabbed Naruto by the neck of his shirt. "When I say give me something you will give it to me" said Sasuke.
Naruto then looked at Sasuke before backhanding him. "And when I say no I mean NO" said Naruto. "Now let me be before you regret being emo as I will lead all wherever you are and pay them every missions salary to chase you" said Naruto making Sasuke cringe at the thought of the fan girls never leaving him alone so he decided to leave Naruto alone for now.
After about fifteen minutes of Naruto zoning out he heard Iruka again. "Team 7 is Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga" said Iruka earning cheers from Naruto and a major blush from Hinata. "And Sasuke Uchiha your Jonin sensei is Kakashi Hatake" finished Iruka before going on to team eight. "Team 8 is Sakura Haruno, Shino aburame, and Kiba Inuzuka your sensei is Kurenai Yuhi. Seeing as team 9 is still in circulation team 10 is Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji Akamichi, your Jonin sensei is Asuma Sarutobi" said Iruka before telling the class that their sensei's would be there to pick them up shortly.
After about 3 hours all the other teams were picked up by their sensei's leaving Naruto, Hinata and Sasuke. Naruto then decided to get up and put a bucket of his own creation which were paper eating insects which he trained to eat Icha Icha books in a bucket before he sat back down. Five minutes later Kakashi walked in bringing the bucket down on his head before the insects crawled into his ninja pouch and ate his Icha Icha paradise book without his knowledge. Kakashi then looked at the three. "My first opinion of you is you are all idiots" said Kakashi before telling them to meet him on the roof.
"Now how about we do some introductions let's start with you blonde" said Kakashi.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki my likes are Hinata-chan, ramen, training, and my fellow jinchuriki. My dislikes are people who judge others for things they have no control over, the time it takes to make home made ramen, and being forced to do something. My dreams are to have a family of my own and become Hokage" said Naruto.
"Next shy girl" said Kakashi.
"H-hai. M-my n-name is H-Hinata H-Hyuuga. M-my l-likes are k-kind people, a-and pressing f-flowers. M-my di-dislikes are pe-people w-who l-like t-to h-hurt others. M-my d-dream is t-to h-have a h-happy family" said Hinata.
"Duckbutt it's your turn" said Kakashi making Hinata and Naruto fall down from laughter.
Sasuke scowled. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha I don't like many things, and I hate lots, my dream, no ambition is to kill a certain man" said Sasuke.
'Great an avenger, a normal kid and a shy confident less girl' thought Kakashi. "I am Kakashi Hatake, my likes are none of your concern my dislikes I have a lot, and my dreams are for older people anyway so none of your concern. Ok now that the introductions are done I want you at training ground 7 in five minutes" finished Kakashi.
Naruto then looked at Sasuke and smiled as he picked him up by the collar of his shirt before he tossed him toward training ground 7 with enough strength that once Sasuke arrived Kakashi sweat dropped as Sasuke went head first into a tree. Naruto then turned to Hinata and motioned for her to get on his back to which she declined but Naruto didn't take no for an answer and picked her up Bridal style which made her feint. Naruto was jumping from rooftop to rooftop carrying Hinata before he did a one handed handsign causing a yellow like aura to appear temporarily so he looked like he was using the Hirashin. Once Naruto arrived at the training ground the yellow aura faded causing Kakashi to widen his eye and almost lose his mask from shock and jaw drop.
"Naruto how did you learn the Hirashin?" Asked Kakashi.
"Hirashin what's that Kakashi sensei? I just used a jutsu I made which gives me a yellow aura while running so that I can look like my hero" said Naruto.
"Well you surprised me" said Kakashi before noticing Hinata who Naruto just laid her down. "What happened to her?" He asked.
"She fainted when I picked her up but she's quite beautiful" said Naruto not noticing that Hinata had just started to wake up.
'Naruto-kun thinks I'm beautiful?' Hinata thought to herself.
"Well looks like you like her" said Kakashi.
"Well of course I do I mean what's not to like she's kind beautiful and I could get lost in her eyes" said Naruto.
"Umm Naruto you do know she heard all that right?" Asked Kakashi.
"Yea but I wanted her to know that I am willing to give me and her a shot to see if we could be with each other" said Naruto.
At this Hinata looked at him blushing. "D-d-d-di-did y-y-y-you m-m-mean a-a-a-all th-th-th-that?" Asked a stuttering Hinata.
"Yes I did" said Naruto before being tackled in a hug by Hinata.
"Thank you so much Naruto-kun" said Hinata not realizing that she didn't stutter.
Naruto then looked to Kakashi. "Well let's get this test over with" said Naruto.
Kakashi then looked at his gennin with an eye smile. "Well you have three hours to get these two bells from me" said Kakashi. "And the one without a bell will be sent back to the academy after skipping lunch" he continued. "We might as well start" he finished.
Naruto stayed put while his teammates went and hid. "You are a little weird" said Kakashi before he reached for his book only to find it not there.
Naruto smiled before laughing. "Are you looking for your book because if you are looking for that porno I had the bugs in that bucket eat it" said Naruto causing Kakashi to cry anime tears at the loss of his book. "Shadow clone jutsu" said Naruto creating 150 clones of himself.
"Well it looks like the rumors are true" said Kakashi as he got into a fighting stance.
Naruto then sent all his clones at Kakashi who didn't expect one to grab him from behind as he was currently focused on all the ones in front of me. "Hey Kakashi lets finish this with a bang" said the clone Naruto who then blew up causing Kakashi to substitute right as the clone said bang.
"That was close. Looks like I'm going to have to get serious" said Kakashi as he lifted his headband revealing his sharingan eye.
"Same here" said Naruto as he ran through handsigns. "Wind style blades of death" said Naruto causing Kakashi to jump last second and turn around to watch the wind blade cut through 80 trees making him sweat drop.
"Sasuke Hinata I need your help" yelled Naruto as he was starting to be a little tired.
Soon Hinata jumped out and Sasuke walked out before they got to Naruto while they stood facing Kakashi.
"Sasuke use your fireball jutsu I'll use a wind style jutsu I've been meaning to try as I've made it to help fire style jutsu and Hinata one we are done with that u sneak up on him and use your gentle fist" said Naruto Earning nods from his teammates who were also confused about how he knew so much. "What I study at home" said Naruto.
"Fire style great fire ball jutsu" said Sasuke as he blew out a giant fireball.
"Wind style fire ball enhancer jutsu" said Naruto as he blew out a ball of wind just as big as the fireball. Once the two met in the middle Naruto and Sasuke called out. "Fire and wind style devistation ball jutsu" they said in unison as the fireball turned white and grew bigger. Meanwhile Hinata snuck behind Kakashi and waited for the last second before Hinata used a minor version of her gentle fist.
"Eight trigrams leg disabling strike" said Hianata as she hit Kakashi's legs six times causing his legs to buckle, as Kakashi was falling Hinata used her quick hands while still using her gentle fist to grab the two bells before jumping back quickly. Hinata then walked back to her team as Naruto fell to the ground clutching his eyes acting like he was in lots of pain seeing his Hinata then ran to Kakashi and restored the movement of his legs.
Kakashi then quickly ran to Naruto. "You three pass but looks like Naruto will be out for a few days. Sasuke, Hinata go home and rest in two days we will be taking four to twenty d rank missions" said Kakashi as he picked up Naruto and ran him to the Hokage.
"Sorry sensei I guess a headache and chakra exhaustion don't mix" said Naruto still covering his eyes as his two doujutsu were active. Naruto then cut the chakra to both his eyes causing them to revert to their cerulean blue. 'I guess when I used my newest wind jutsu I pushed to much chakra into it that I accidentally activated my doujutsu' thought Naruto.
"It's ok Naruto but great idea coming up with a jutsu like that on the spot" said Kakashi as they arrived at the Hokage's tower.
"Lord Hokage team seven passed but may I speak to you in private" said Kakashi as the other Jonin looked at him confused his assigned team finally passed but didn't ask questions as they saw the Hokage nodded signaling everyone to leave. Once everyone was gone Kakashi activated the privacy seals even though Naruto was in the room.
"Now Kakashi what is the wrong that you brought Naruto here and asked for a private meeting?" Asked Sarutobi.
"Well lord Hokage I think Naruto may have a doujutsu that he activated during our test he even used a wind jutsu that was designed to amplify any fire jutsu before grabbing his eyes in pain" said Kakashi causing the Hokage to widen his eyes in shock.
"Naruto-Kun is that true?" Asked Sarutobi. "If it is please show me I will keep this confidential and please don't lie to me Naruto I can tell when you are lying" said Sarutobi.
Naruto sighed before activating his doujutsu revealing his sharingan and rennesharingan causing both Kakahi and the third Hokage to almost lose their jaws as well as widen their eyes wider then dinner plates. "Sorry lord Hokage I guess I was afraid of my doujutsu when I had the pain in my eyes" said Naruto innocently causing the aged Hokage to nod in understanding.
"I understand Naruto-kun it would be scary not having any knowledge of doujutsu would make you scared of it" said Sarutobi.
"Kakashi only you me and anyone Naruto chooses to let know will know as if word gets out the other villages will try to send spies to assassinate him" said Sarutobi.
"Hai Hokage-sama" said Kakashi.
"Now Naruto why don't you rest before actually taking missions I believe in a week I will have a C rank mission for you if your team completes 20 d rank missions" said Sarutobi.
"Hai lord Hokage" said Naruto before he walked out of the Hokage's office and heading to his place where he ran into Jiraiya waiting for him. "Hello may I help you?" Asked Naruto.
"Yes you can Naruto you get your stuff ready and the great Jiraiya will start training you in fuinjutsu and other amazing jutsu" said Jiraiya.
"Yatta" yelled Naruto before running into the apartment and comb out with his stuff.
Jiraiya sweat dropped. 'Not even Kushina or Minato were this excited to learn fuinjutsu' thought Jiraiya.
"Come one Pervy Sage let's go" said Naruto.
Jiraiya face faulted at this. "COME ON SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS" yelled Jiraiya.
"I don't show respect people who write Icha Icha while peeping and I believe respect is earned" said Naruto.
