Authors Note: Okay, so this is another eventful piece I have been working on and it involves more Warbler/ND interactions, which I love, but this time they are all in a Chatroom! Fun, fun, fun! I think the screen names are self explanatory, but any questions or suggestions feel free to message me or leave a few comments in the reviews. I love reviews! Hopefully another chapter will come soon? Whatcha think?
P.S. Just to let you know, David's original screen name was much longer and funnier, but when editing the document, it kept cutting pieces out.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the characters.
Kurt sat down and opened his computer to a chatroom, just as Rachel had demanded. She had called up many of the friends she had or who she considered friends, and instructed them to do the same. Has this really what his Summer had come to?
MsFutureBroadway: Hello everyone, I invented this chat-room to discuss anything Glee Club related over the Summer, and just to get to know each other even better then we already do!
Puckasaurus: Wait, that's what this is? I thought it was a sexting group since Santana's here.
HeadBitch: You know I could get my sext on anywhere Puckerman!
BrittanySPierce: Wanky!
HeadBitch: Good job Britt! I knew you were learning something.
MrFabulous: Uh, if Puck and Santana are going to sext, can I leave?
MsFutureBroadway: No Kurt! They aren't going to sext. Not in my chat-room. Is Blaine online?
TechnicolorZebra: Aww! Our little Klaine is here!
Wheels123: Klaine?
TechnicolorZebra: Like Furt or Finchel or Puckleberry. Kurt + Blaine = Klaine!
Wheels123: Pshhh... I knew that!
TeenageDream: Who's Furt?
BrownEyedAsian: Finn and Kurt, duhh!
TeenageDream: -but isn't that a couples name? Ohmigod, I thought Finn was straight! KURT!
FinnIsCool!: Dude chill, it was in a speech I made at our parents wedding. We're Furt! It's adorable.
MrFabulous: Yeah, it's adorable.
TeenageDream: Even more adorable then Klaine?
MrFabulous: Of course not.
TechnicolorZebra: We all good in Klaineland now?
TeenageDream: Yes.
JesseStJames: Finn, your screen name is awful, just like you dancing.
FinnIsCool!: Oh my Grilled Cheesus! Who invited the creator of the Berry omelet?
JesseStJames: Rachel did.
FinnIsCool!: RACHEL!
TechnicolorZebra: Finally some drama! Anyone else want some popcorn?
TeenageDream: I do Mercedes! What is Finn talking about when he says 'Berry omelet'?
FinnIsCool: I'm talking about how Jesse and his soul-less followers (Vocal Adrenaline) egged Rachel last year.
TeenageDream: That's awful, why is he here?
JesseStJames: Because I can be. Who are you anyway?
TeenageDream: Blaine Anderson. Lead singer of the Warblers.
MrFabulous: Before you ask Jesse St. Sucks - He is also my boyfriend.
JesseStJames: So he is competition and is allowed in this chat-room? I'm not even in Vocal Adrenaline anymore or am I a show choir consultant.
MrFabulous: Go crawl under a rock.
TechnicolorZebra: You go Boo!
MsFutureBroadway: Leave Jesse alone! He has just as much of a right to be here as Blaine, Wes, David and all the other Warblers who has surprisingly been quiet.
GavelGuy: Hi! We have been quiet, haven't we?
Pop&LockAsian: Hi Wes, long time no see bro!
MrFabulous: How do you guys know each other?
BrownEyedAsian: Asian community is really close.
GavelGuy: Hi Tina! Mom saw me online and wanted me to invite you and Mike over for dinner sometime.
BrownEyedAsian: We would love to Wes!
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Why wasn't I invited Wes? I thought we had a pretty awesome bromance going? I'm hurt.
Puckasaurus: Dude! What's up with the HUGE screen name?
GavelGuy: David, you know your always welcome to come over. Mom just wanted me to spread the invitation to the Asian community.
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: You jealous 'Puckasaurus'? and awwe! Wes! Our bromance is now back and stronger then ever!
Puckasaurus: Hell to the no, dude. My name is awesome. And bad ass.
TechnicolorZebra: MY SONG IS COPYRIGHTED PUCKERMAN!
Biebelicious: Yeah!
HeadCheerio: Oh. My. God. Sam, your screen name is Biebelicious. I thought we were over the "purple hoodie stage"
Biebelicious: Bieber is a legend. Don't deny his power Quinn.
HeadCheerio: -but Sam Biebelicious? That's Riddikulus.
TeenageDream: Riddikulus? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MrFabulous: Why is Blaine finding that so funny?
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid:Kurt, didn't you know your bf is obsessed with Harry Potter? Riddikulus is a spell. Ridiculous is the word Quinn was supposed to use.
MrFabulous: I knew Blaine liked Harry Potter, just never heard of 'riddikulus'. Why would Quinn know a Harry Potter spell though?
TeenageDream: You only don't know the spell because whenever I try and turn on Harry Potter, you fall asleep.
Biebelicious: And Quinn yelled at me for saying stuff from Avatar. Hypocrite.
HeadCheerio: I would log off, but I don't want to miss any drama. So I'm going back to being silent. Stop talking about me. It just so happens that I'm not Kurt and can stay awake during Harry Potter. My sister used to like the movies.
MattWazHere: Likely excuse.
Biebelicious: Who are you?
MattWazHere: Matt Rutherford. Ex-WMHS football player and New DIrection member. I transferred. Who are YOU?
Biebelicious: My name is Sam. Sam Evens. Current football player and New Direction member.
MattWazHere: Do you get solos? Cause it kinda sounds like you took my place, but I never sung. You know what? I barely even talked.
Biebelicious: Nahh, I sing and stuff.
JesseStJames: Oh! I remember you!
FinnIsCool!: JESSE! Get out of here! No one likes you!
MsFutureBroadway: He's not that bad Finn.
FinnIsCool!: He smashed eggs on you head. He got me kicked out of Prom. He beat us at Regionals. He put us in a funk. He helped trash the choir room. He's a jerk to basically everyone.
MrFabulous: He said I shouldn't sing girl songs. I make a living singing girl songs! Rachel! I gotta agree with Finn, kick him out of the chat room.
MsFutureBroadway: I think that's unnecessary.
HeadBitch: Do what Porcelain said, kick Jesse out. If this goes on any longer. I will go all Lima Heights.
BrittanySPierce: Rachie. He's mean to San and Kurtie and Finny. I dont like him.
HeadBitch: Thank you Britts.
BrittanySPierce: Am I Britts?
HeadBitch: Yes. Britts is short for Brittany, which is you.
BrittanySPierce: Oh.
JesseStJames: If Rachel can forgive me, why can't you guys?
MrFabulous: Ohh! I thought of a game we could all play.
TechnicolorZebra: What is it?
MrFabulous: Whoever guesses Jesse's password first, gets the joy of throwing him offline and changing his screen name to whatever they please. Everyone want to play?
Puckasaurus: I'm in!
FinnIsCool!: Me too
HeadBitch: Me and Britts are already working on it.
Wheels123: Did you know when you type out your password it comes up in asterisks? See, I'll do it *********
MrFabulous: I didn't know that, *****************
FinnIsCool: I wanna try! asdfghjkl
FinnIsCool: Mine didn't work! asdsfghjkl
Wheels123: Dude, it was a trick. You weren't the one that was supposed to fall for it.
~MrFabulous is offline~
~FinnIsCool is offline~
~FinnIsALoser is online~
FinnIsALoser: Dude, it's Finn and I'm like totally jealous of my adorable step-brother because he has like the best singing voice I ever heard. (And I have to listen to Rachel all the time) Dude, I say dude too much, and I can't maintain a proper diet. Wait- I don't know what maintain means? Everyone like my new screen name?
~MrFabulous is online~
TeenageDream: Kurt? Did you just hack Finn's account? I didn't know you had that in you!
MrFabulous: There's a lot you dont know about me ;)
HeadBitch: You beat me to it, Hummel and by the way, I'm about to puke rainbows.
GavelGuy: The Warbler's call them Klainebows.
TechnicolorZebra: That's what I call them!
GavelGuy: Yay!
