"Falling" in Love
Hazel was lying in bed, dreaming about Gus when all of the sudden an alien UFO went down to her house and burst a hole through its roof. It then abducted her using a tractor beam.
Hazel was taken onto an examination table and two aliens in fur hats looked at their catch.
"What a horrible catch," the tall alien said. "We could've found a better specimen in one of those so-called dumpsters."
The short alien looked closely at her. "She looks fine to me."
"Look at her ankles, you freak of nature."
The short alien jumped away from Hazel and ran towards the sink. "My Blarnish! They're purple and blue! We got a dead woman!"
"She's not dead, but she might as well be. Look at her; her heart is barely beating." Yet, the tall alien began to smile.
"Boss!" The short alien said, jumping up and down. "Boss! Boss!"
"Yes?!" The tall alien said with prejudice.
"We should throw her out the garbage chute."
"Are you crazy? We can't be picky. We need to move ahead with someone, and it might as well be her."
"Wouldn't that baby look weird?"
"Look weird?" The tall alien asked angrily. "It's a cross between Dalaachts and humans; of course it's going to look strange!"
"Couldn't we find SOMEBODY better?"
"Are you the captain?" The tall alien asked. "Because you're not, and you should MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, CADET."
The short alien started to cry.
"If you were good at your job, you wouldn't be crying! Now get me the cups, you blithering idiot."
The short alien grabbed a pair of cups with a large needle between them.
"Put the cups on each of her legs and let us begin the process," the tall alien said.
The short alien complied and the equipment was installed correctly. A large bucket filled with purple juice then opened up, allowing some of it to pour into Hazel's forbidden zone.
Hazel's eyes were gradually opening.
"She's conscious!" the tall alien screamed. "Get the dewakenator!"
The short alien grabbed a tool that looked like a chrome crowbar.
"Apply it directly," the tall alien directed.
The short alien whacked Hazel's head with the blunt instrument, causing her to lose consciousness.
"Pulse check," the tall alien said.
The short alien waddled towards Hazel's bedside and put his finger under her chin. "She's good, sir."
"Excellent. Now, she will give birth to a beautiful baby anonyscreamer, which will grow into a beakerhybridbreaker."
"If everything goes well."
"This is great!" The tall alien yelled, as his face turned into an uncomfortable shade of blue. "It is a triumph, and if you can't see that, I'll throw you out the garbage chute."
"I'll begin the descent process."
"Did I order you to do that?"
"No, sir."
"Begin the descent process, subordinate," the tall alien said with a waive of his hand.
"The short alien pushed a big pink button saying EJINCT and Hazel fell back into her bed, where she woke up 3 hours later.
