(Freddy randomly poofs into CCL)

Freddy: What the crap? Why am I at camp crystal lake?!

Lori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you here?!

Freddy: I have no idea. Why are you still here? Freddy VS Jason is over in case you couldn't tell.

Lori: I know that. I just kinda poofed here...besides, me and Will couldn't get back home.

Freddy: Ooooooookay that sucks for you...and if you poofed here I'm the queen of Sheba.

Jason: Hi guys! What's up?! I want a rematch, and who ever wins can kill her, and her boyfriend.

Lori: WILL!!!!!!

Freddy: Deal. But this time I choose where we fight.

Jason: *Sniffling* I wanna fight here!

(Lori, Freddy, and Will roll their eyes)

Freddy: Alright, Alright! We can fight here.

Jason: (Hugs Freddy) Yay! I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Freddy: PUT ME DOWN YOU RETARD!

(He straightens his sweater, fedora, and glove)

Freddy: (You don't hug your arch-nemesis! Next he'll be inviting me to dinner...Idiot.)

Jason: 'Kay buddy!

Freddy: I'm not your 'buddy'.

Jason: What do I call you then Freddy?!

Freddy: What do you think genius?!

Jason: Is that a trick question?!

Freddy: Call me whatever you want, just get on with it!

Jason: Okay Buddy!

Freddy: Except that.

Jason: Okay bro!

Freddy: And that.

Jason: Okay dude?

Freddy: (Shruggs) That'll work.

The two slasher's tie up Lori and Will.

Jason: Why aren't they worrying/screaming?

Freddy: I don't know...Yo, Lori...Will, a little more dramatic here.

(Lori and Will exchange looks.)

Lori: (bored) Oh, however will we escape? Ahhh.

Will: (bored) I don't know. We're doomed. Ahhh.

Freddy: Smart alecks, anyway, ready?

Jason: Yep.

(Jason slaps Freddy's hand away from him)

Freddy: Ow! You-you-you jerk!

Jason: Hey, I'm the one who broke a nail...so, don't talk to me about painful.

Freddy: Look! There's a kid who's dissing your mom!

Jason: Where?!

(Freddy kicks him in the back of the knee, and takes machete)

Freddy: No where.

(Lori and Will free themselves, and Lori picks up the machete, and creeps up behind Freddy.)

Lori: (Holding machete) Hey, Freddy....

(Freddy turns around and screams like a girl, sinking to his knees)

Freddy: NO! I'm melting....melting...

Jason: Um, isn't that from the wizard of Oz?

Freddy: Yeah, I can't watch the whole movie through by myself...It's scary.

Jason: And I'm the retard?

Freddy: Hey!
(More immature fighting)

Will: Why are you guys fighting? There are two of you and two of us, so you could each kill one of us...

(Freddy and Jason whisper amongst themselves for a moment)

Freddy: Me and my associate have decided to take you up on that offer...

Lori: WILL!

Will: I was just saying!

(Freddy and Jason kill the teens.)

Jason: Now that's over with...you wanna watch the wizard of Oz with me?

Freddy: I don't know...If you can handal it...

Jason: You can scream at the scary parts, and grab my arm if you need too...

Freddy: Okay, let's go.

The rivalry ends....or does it?!