Disclaimer: I do not own South Park…For now (wink wink).
(Dear Butters,)
Hi Butters,
How are you doing? I mean, I'm sitting behind you so I know your not dead or anything but…. how are you doing? Oh by the way, that smell next to you is Cartman's fart. He had a burrito for lunch. (And the funky smell behind you is me sweating nervously from being so close to you.) Burritos always make Cartman gassy.
Butters I just wanted to say, (I think your adorable) your kinda nice plus (I love how cute you look when your embarrassed) pretty cool and I (love you) like you.
(XOXO)
(Love,)
(Lot's of love)
(TONS of love,)
(Some much fucking love it could drown some unlucky bastard)
Your Friend,
Kenneth McCormick
Butters smiled at the rumpled piece of graph paper in his hands. He turned around in his seat (making sure he avoided the fart cloud) and mouthed, "I love you too."
Yea…sorry if this one sucks. The weird thing is , Eminem's song "Stan" inspired this one.
