Tigeress: Hiya everyone! I've actually read Blaze's, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name's, and Nemesis' stories and I got the idea from them...Anyways, this is my 2nd Fanfic…. I think… and please enjoy… Psycho ( Natella, a friend of mine) will say the disclaimer….
Psycho: Why me?!?!?!
Tigeress: 'Cause I said so!! Now say it already so I can get on with the story!!
Psycho: Fine… Tigeress does not own Star Wars, LOTR, or me, Psycho. But she does own apple strudles…
Tigeress: Yum….
Apple Strudels, Pie, and the Introduction of Characters
Somewhere in a galaxy far far away…..
"Tigeress and Psycho were playing checkers on Tatooine when Tigeress looked up."
"Who ordered the narrator??" Tigeress demanded, Force pushing the narrator away. "It's getting boring here…" A remote appeared in her hand and she pressed a big purple button. They disappeared and reappeared on the Death Star where Darth Vader was fighting Luke.
"Give in to your anger!! Come to the dark side!" shouted Palpatine, also known as Palpypie. "AND MY NAME IS NOT PALPYPIE!!!"
"Oh shut up." Psycho flipped her wand at Palpypie.
"My name is NOT PALPY-----"
"Silencio, oh bother… My dad told me not to use magic," Psycho sighed. Then a man in a masked appeared.
"PSYCHO!!!! DID YOU USE MAGIC?!?!?!" She flinched.
The spell on Palpypie finally wore off and he said, "Come to the dark side, Tigeress. Ah…. The Force is strong within you…. And the other…"
"Ha! I'll join you the day you have decent cookies and pie to eat. All you want is the Remote." Tigeress twirled the remote. It flew into the air and went speeding to the ground and shattered. "Oh crap, that cost me 20,000 Imperial Credits. GRR!!" She vanishes to get another remote.
"Who wants to go eat pie?" asked Psycho. She vanishes to go find pie.
"CAPPUCHINO!!!!!" Luke screams and he goes to run after a huge cappuccino.
"Well, that was, like, totally odd" stated Eowyn stated.
"Who are you??" Venus and Palpycake said together.
"MY NAME IS NOT VENUS!!!!" screamed Venus.
"AND MY NAME ISN'T PALPYCAKE EITHER!!!!"
"Well, I say it is, so it is, so there!" Tigeress appeared out of thin air. "Oh! Hi, Eowyn!"
"Oh! Like, totally, Hi!!"
" Oh, sorry I'll bring some of the characters from the LOTR here in just one sec."
"Tigeress flips through the manual of her new purple remote."
"DIE NARRATOR!!!!" shouted Princess Vapie, throwing the narrator out of the window,"and my name isn't Princess Vapie either!!!"
Tigeress hit the big purple button and Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Aragorn, Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Eomer, Sauron, Saruman, and Haldir appeared.
"Eomer! I, like, totally missed you!!!" Eowyn goes and hugs her brother. Psycho looks on suspiciously until she saw Frodo.
"YOU!!!!" She twirled her wand and shot him out of the window.
"Make me alive again!!!" Frodo begged to Tigeress.
"Oh sure… I just need to find my apple strudel… WHERE COULD IT HAVE GONE?!?!? Saruwoman, did you see it?!?!?!?"
"See what?!?" he asked innocently…. Yeah.. as if!
"Give. NOW."
"But –"
"No buts."
"Awwnn, you're no fun."
"HA!"
"Come to the dark side…." Murmered Pastytine
"Oh cut the crap." Pastytine ran into a hole to hide from Tigeress' trident, which she just found in Rohan.
Suddenly a huge pie fell on the hole in which Pastytine was hiding.
"Yay pie!" everyone said.
Psycho handed out forks and everyone dug in. Literally.
"Did someone say pie?!?" Vanus asked?!?
"Yup! But only the Rebels get it, mwahahahaha"
Vanus looked at Palpysign.
"I quit!"
"YAY!!!!" Tigeress said, hugging him, Anikin.
"Wait, I thought that you liked me!" Legolas said. "After all, I am the prettiest."
"yeah yeah yeah… I like both of you. Kay? Well, have fun!" Tigeress split her remote and handed a half to Legolas and a half to Anikin.
Tigeress: That's all for this time! Hope you enjoyed it.
Psycho: Please review… or else…
Tigeress & Psycho: We shall hunt you down and feed you to the Balrog. (que evil laughter)
Legolas: Tigeress shall be posting the next chapter as soon as she can.
Anikin: You'd better review!
Legolas: Psycho already said that you idiot!
Tigeress: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!! And get out of the Author's note!! (brings out trident)
Psycho: Review please!
