So me and a friend had a convo on facbook about a potential fanfic and decided we were too lazy to type it up, so heres the conversation. oh, and its called: super mega awesome hella rad hades orgy aka the night nico got happy for once and it's the story of a giant gay orgy in the hades cabin with nico. enjoy.
me: true. i feel bad for nico tho
he should have all the guys
her: i just want him to survive this next book that's why I'm so worried
me: nuuuuuuuu
nico needs to live and have le sexy times with all the guys
her: YESH
And Jason will be all like YOU CAN'T JUDGE HIM HE IS PERFECT
me: and annabeth will lend him percy for the night
cuz we all know hes her bitch
and nico can finally have his dream
lol
her: exactlyyy he is WHIPPED but it's perfect either way
me: im just imagining a huge freaking gay orgy in hades' cabin in CHB and everybody being like: "wait what?"
and then chiron shows up...
her: hahahahahahahaha wait the mental image I just got
me: andhazel gets sexiled
her: did you read this fanfic or something haha
me: and the aphrodite cabin trying to peek through the windows
her: yup Aphrodite wants in on it
me: and like athena cabin trying to do math hw while "ignoring" the noises
but secretly theyre enjoying it too
and like the hunters being like "fucking campers"
and apollo being all "SCORE!"
lol
this just gets better and better
and no, just seems like this is something that would happen this way if it ever was a fic
her: write this out and post it on fanfic you will be famous
Cuz the hunters totes would be like "ya idjits this is why we denounce men"
and ares isn't quiiiite sure if they're angry or super pumped
me: exactly...
and zeus, poseidon, and hades are like: "what the fuck are our sons up to? why are they doing that! nuuuuuuuuu! stahp!"
her: And the zephyr and eros are like "yesss our master plan has succeeded"
me: and dionysus provides them with free wine
so theyre all drunk as fuck too
and then can u imagine the next morning?
everybody wakes up in hades cabin like: what... happened last night... where are my pants...? ... WHY ARE THERE NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!" [screams and wakes everyone up]
her: and nico just POOF shadow travels and ends up in the middle of nowhere and starts fangirling like OMG THAT WAS AWESOME AHHHHH
me: and then begins planning with eros and zephyr to get everyone to do it again
her: yup and percy's just sitting in the middle of the screaming naked people staring into space like da fu just happened
me: and annabeth is all like: [rolls eyes] I leave you alone for one day. ONE DAY! Come on seaweed brain."
her: but she's pretty okay with it and Jason's like THAT WAS SO COOL WE'RE ALL SO ACCEPTING GUYS GROUP HUG
me: yup. pretty much.
then enter piper: "you did WHAT?! with WHO?! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! I WANTED TO WATCH!"
her: everyone's like oh shitttttt we forgot piper so they have to reschedule another one
JUST FOr PIPeR
me: yea, cuz piper was off on a quest to find aphrodite's hair brush she lost with one of her one night stands
her: yes! this thing writes itself
me: this would make an epic fanfic.
her: modef and the title would be like "super mega awesome hella rad hades orgy aka the night nico got happy for once"
me: i feel like we should just transcribe this convo and submit it...
her: just as it is no editing just our "and like this happens"...i like it.
…and that's how SMAHRHOAKATNNGHFO was created. hope you enjoyed.
