So me and a friend had a convo on facbook about a potential fanfic and decided we were too lazy to type it up, so heres the conversation. oh, and its called: super mega awesome hella rad hades orgy aka the night nico got happy for once and it's the story of a giant gay orgy in the hades cabin with nico. enjoy.


me: true. i feel bad for nico tho

he should have all the guys

her: i just want him to survive this next book that's why I'm so worried

me: nuuuuuuuu

nico needs to live and have le sexy times with all the guys

her: YESH

And Jason will be all like YOU CAN'T JUDGE HIM HE IS PERFECT

me: and annabeth will lend him percy for the night

cuz we all know hes her bitch

and nico can finally have his dream

lol

her: exactlyyy he is WHIPPED but it's perfect either way

me: im just imagining a huge freaking gay orgy in hades' cabin in CHB and everybody being like: "wait what?"

and then chiron shows up...

her: hahahahahahahaha wait the mental image I just got

me: andhazel gets sexiled

her: did you read this fanfic or something haha

me: and the aphrodite cabin trying to peek through the windows

her: yup Aphrodite wants in on it

me: and like athena cabin trying to do math hw while "ignoring" the noises

but secretly theyre enjoying it too

and like the hunters being like "fucking campers"

and apollo being all "SCORE!"

lol

this just gets better and better

and no, just seems like this is something that would happen this way if it ever was a fic

her: write this out and post it on fanfic you will be famous

Cuz the hunters totes would be like "ya idjits this is why we denounce men"

and ares isn't quiiiite sure if they're angry or super pumped

me: exactly...

and zeus, poseidon, and hades are like: "what the fuck are our sons up to? why are they doing that! nuuuuuuuuu! stahp!"

her: And the zephyr and eros are like "yesss our master plan has succeeded"

me: and dionysus provides them with free wine

so theyre all drunk as fuck too

and then can u imagine the next morning?

everybody wakes up in hades cabin like: what... happened last night... where are my pants...? ... WHY ARE THERE NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!" [screams and wakes everyone up]

her: and nico just POOF shadow travels and ends up in the middle of nowhere and starts fangirling like OMG THAT WAS AWESOME AHHHHH

me: and then begins planning with eros and zephyr to get everyone to do it again

her: yup and percy's just sitting in the middle of the screaming naked people staring into space like da fu just happened

me: and annabeth is all like: [rolls eyes] I leave you alone for one day. ONE DAY! Come on seaweed brain."

her: but she's pretty okay with it and Jason's like THAT WAS SO COOL WE'RE ALL SO ACCEPTING GUYS GROUP HUG

me: yup. pretty much.

then enter piper: "you did WHAT?! with WHO?! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! I WANTED TO WATCH!"

her: everyone's like oh shitttttt we forgot piper so they have to reschedule another one

JUST FOr PIPeR

me: yea, cuz piper was off on a quest to find aphrodite's hair brush she lost with one of her one night stands

her: yes! this thing writes itself

me: this would make an epic fanfic.

her: modef and the title would be like "super mega awesome hella rad hades orgy aka the night nico got happy for once"

me: i feel like we should just transcribe this convo and submit it...

her: just as it is no editing just our "and like this happens"...i like it.


…and that's how SMAHRHOAKATNNGHFO was created. hope you enjoyed.