Dear Diary,
You know how they say that platypuses don't do much? Well you are wrong if you think that. So very wrong..
You see, I put together a test to prove whether that saying was true. It was a pretty long process. The end result? A cardboard box of DOOM!
Well, not really.
It was painted yellow, too!
Anyway, I stuck my captured Perry the Platypus (don't ask) in there, and it went whiiiiiiiiiiir wah-ooo-wah-ooo ding ding ding dong PING! Out came Perry. A little screen popped up with the results.
STERIOTYPE TRUE it read. After 13 hours and 4 minutes…..STRERIOTYPE TRUE.
Lots of Love,
Lord Voldemort
(Tom Riddle)
