Dear Diary,

You know how they say that platypuses don't do much? Well you are wrong if you think that. So very wrong..

You see, I put together a test to prove whether that saying was true. It was a pretty long process. The end result? A cardboard box of DOOM!

Well, not really.

It was painted yellow, too!

Anyway, I stuck my captured Perry the Platypus (don't ask) in there, and it went whiiiiiiiiiiir wah-ooo-wah-ooo ding ding ding dong PING! Out came Perry. A little screen popped up with the results.

STERIOTYPE TRUE it read. After 13 hours and 4 minutes…..STRERIOTYPE TRUE.

Lots of Love,

Lord Voldemort

(Tom Riddle)