Howdy Ya'll
Im Albino Mime
I wish to state that I do not own Naruto, D-Greyman or Pokemon and this is my first attempt at writing a Crack and X-ova story. The idea of this crack story came from my friend Saioko999 and myself mucking around with ideas and swapping turns doing the story, line by line, and later we went back through and edited, fixing spelling mistakes ect...
I hope you enjoy it, or not if the case may be...
Parings:
SasukeXKanda, SasuSaku (One-Sided) KandaXSakura (One-sided) SasuNaru, AshXEveryone (Oh-My)
"Sasuke & Kanda's Demise"
"Tsk" this kids a freak Kanda thought to himself.
"Look whose talkin' bitch," a pained expression was plastered on Sasuke's face.
Kanda's eyes widened. "Holy shit you can read my mind!!!"
"Yes I can, how does that feel sucka?" Sasuke said while slitting his wrists.
Kanda started to think about the one thing Sasuke couldn't stand, the thing he would hate most...
Sasuke flinched at the thought of Naruto, his nose bleeding, the carpet stained.
In his mind Naruto was eating pocky, very very slowly, Sexyleley!!!
'Why oh Why!' Sasuke's mind shouted.
The older boy smiled at Sasuke withering in pain, he made Naruto suck the pocky harder.
Sasuke decided to fight back; he flails to his feet, blood dripping from the nose.
Kanda ran away leaving Sasuke.
Sasuke started to think about something very, very wrong...
Another pocky stick was removed from the packet... Strawberry...?
He couldn't handle the fact that Sasuke was enjoying the thoughts so much.
What are you doing? Sakura asked in her mind, she was disturbed by the scene in front of her.
"Did you want to be there to?" asked Sasuke. "Because I am not letting you join =P."
Kanda frowned, he so desperately wanted Sakura to join =(.
Sakura wanted this as well and knowing that Kanda wanted it to happen, she started her own thoughts.
The grass skirt of the camel flowed in the wind as the ukulele chimed, the tornado destroyed all in the far off distance. Suddenly a giant pink bunny came out of nowhere with Sasuke and Naruto riding it.
Kanda was happy with this change of topic; he really did love fluffy pink rabbits.
In Kanda's mind the bunny, the bunnies head suddenly exploded, pink and purple blood spraying up the walls.
Kanda whimpered, Sasuke had gone too far ."
He had wanted to hold that bunny, pat that bunny, caress that bunny, and now it was time for his revenge.
Sakura smiled at this predicament, she couldn't wait to see Kanda and Sasuke get it on...!?
*Over Voice* So the battle of the Emo and the nearly Emo began. They fought for 70 days and 70 nights, many a rabbit got hurt and many a pocky was sucked. By the end they didn't really know their own gender and Sakura was very happy with the outcome.
"So are you a girl or a girl?" Sakura asked the two boys.
They sat there in their skirts, looking into one another's eyes, looking deeply for the truth.
"Girl," they both chided in unison.
Sakura frowned, she was hoping for a yaoi scene.
*Over Voice* Wait....were they actually girls or guys. 70 days is a long time. After many a heated argument about their gender, they decided to agree that they were trannies'
"So should I wear a dress or skirt?" Sasuke spoke.
"It looks nice on you Sasuke, I envy your thighs" Kanda said jealously.
"I want Sakura's boobs, I am way to flat chested," Sasuke whined.
Kanda looked down at his chest, looking for something that wasn't there, he frowned. He looked up at Sasuke. "You're not the only one who wants them."
Sakura didn't like where this was heading, she decided to change the subject and invited them to the mall.
*Over Voice* So they teleported to the mall after a very lame transition effect.
"Oh my god, look at those guys! Why are they dressed like that?" onlookers said.
"Bitchy whores," Sasuke yelled out, his keen hearing finally coming of some use.
"GET A LIFE, AND KNOW YOUR GENDER," they yelled back.
"I told your boyfriend he was gay, so he slapped me with his man-bag" Kanda yelled back
"Wha...?!?!" the girls said, their boyfriends were not gay. "ASH ISNT GAY!"
"Hey GIRL FRIEND! Let's go for pedicures" Ash said, a man-bag swung over his left shoulder.
Sasuke heard a muffled "Pikachu" squeak coming from Ashe's leopard skin man-bag.
Sasuke and Kanda smirked at how right they were. "I think your yellow dog is dying from all the hair product you use!"
Ash unzipped his man-bag, Pikachu gasping for air. "Hey, you wanna go for a pedicure or not, I know this great salon down the road. "
"Pika, Pika," the rodent squeaked nonchalantly.
"But...but they are trannies," the girls complained
Ash stared down his girlfriend, questioning her sexuality, "come on," Ash whined, "let's go for a pedicure..."
Ash strutted over to the two guys and linked arms. "Your nails look soooooooo bad~!"
Sakura's jaw dropped "your GF's a Lesbian???" She eyed her down.
*Over Voice* She had to think about her girlfriend back home, Karin was her very best friend (Maybe more), what should she do... Tune in next episode for " Ash Ketchum, questionable sexuality...?!"
Hope you enjoyed this crazy tail, new chapters will becoming out...
Please, helpful Ideas and some criticisms will b apreciated...
