Yugi and Sakura (maybe Yami Bakura)

One normally perfect day, Yugi was walking through the park with friends, when he saw Pegasus standing there. He made a portal, and something was coming out of it. From the wind, Yugi dropped all of his cards, except Exodia and the Dark Magician. ~Meanwhile~ "Sakura, hurry up!" said Kero. "God, okay, just shut up!" Sakura yelled back. "Well, I think you are all bums, especially you, Sakura!" Li shouted. "Oh, Li, you are so hot," Sakura said. *Dreamy eyes* *start kissing* Yue came and played some weird card, and she was sucked into a portal! ~Meanwhile (yet again)~ "Pegasus!" Yugi yelled. *YuGiOh theme song starts up (oO)* "Oh, shut up," yelled Tristan. *song stops* "What were we saying?" Yugi asked. "You just said 'Pegasus' like a gay man," Pegasus said sarcastically. "Oh, yeah. Kaiba, you are hot!" said Yugi. "Yugi.......you finally noticed," Kaiba said, "Kiss me!" *they start kissing, but someone comes out of the portal* "Who are you?" Kaiba asked, "Can't you see we were in the middle of something." *Group anime fall* "Yeah.." said Sakura. "Um, about that..." "Great Scott, it's not!" said Bakura. They all looked at him strangely "Sorry," Bakura said, "Have to get these things out once in a while." "Oh my god!" said Sakura, "Who art thou?" (O.O)*heart pumping out of chest, googly eyes, yada yada yada* "I'm, uh.a thief and a stealer of souls!" Yami Bakura said. "Bakura, how did you get your ring back? I threw it out the window!" Tristan cried. "Bwahahahahahahahaha!" Yami Bakura lauged insanely. He cleared his throat and said, "I have my ways." Pegasus whispered, "Yeah, as a gay man." "Shut up, you winged pony freak of nature!" "I object to that," Pegasus whined. *Bakura takes Man-Eater Bug out of pocket* "Now I summon the Man-Eater Bug!" Yami Bakura said. "Aaaaaah!" Pegasus yelled, like a girl of course, and ran away from the monster. *Everyone sweatdrops* "Yugi, give me Exodia!" said Yami Bakura. "Okay," Yugi said. "Now, Pegasus, get ready to face your doom!" ~to be continued~