(A/N: Hey guys! Thanks for reading this! It's my first fanfic so it's probably not going to be very good. Please review if you like it. I will definitely continue this if only I get one good reviewer who likes this story! Any advice/constructive criticism is welcomed although please don't write a review completely criticising this and swearing. Thanks!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

I Shall Twist Your Words Chapter 1

"Kakashi-Sensei?" Asked a puzzled Sakura.

"Hmm?" Her perverted Sensei replied.

"Why is their a girl lying in that tree?"

"Don't be ridiculous Sakura, why would there be a girl in a tree?"

"..That's what I was asking you.." She muttered

"Eh? Kakashi-Sensei, why is there a girl in that tree over there? Huh? Huh? Huh?" The No. 1 hyperactive ninja of Konoha butted in. Yep. You guessed it. Uzumaki Naruto.

"(sigh) For the last time Naruto, there isn't a girl in a tree." Kakashi told him "Now, where was I?" And with that, the famed copy nin went back to reading his icha icha paradise book.

"Hn" Said the…well, the mute. Uh-huh. The dear Sasuke-kun.

"Kakashi-Sensei!" Whined Naruto. "Lookie over here then!" After that was said, Hatake Kakashi was dragged to the base of a tall pine tree.

"See, see?! I told you!" There in the lower branches of the tree was a young girl, about the same age as the three Genin now staring up at her. She was, in one word, asleep.

Blue hair (A/N: Think Hinata's hair colour) had been pulled back into a tight bun on the back of her head, which meant the length couldn't be guessed. She was wearing black Capri's, a fishnet shirt who's sleeves wet to her elbows and on top of that a khaki green T-Shirt that had a faint swirl design on it.

Kakashi looked up at her and decided to try and find out if she was a ninja. He jumped up to the branch and crouched down in front of her. He saw no ninja headband and concluded she wasn't a ninja. Just as he was about to pick her up and take her back to Konoha, her eyes flew open, revealing a pair of dull green eyes open wide.

The first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was a single onyx one staring straight back at her. Her body tensed, the grip around the thing in her hand, which the ninjas had failed to notice, tightened. She was literally frozen to the spot. She managed to break out of her paralysis when the person in front of her asked "What's your name then?" It was then that she realised who the man in front of her was. Infact it had been staring her in the face the whole time. He was a ninja.

The only thought that went through her head was 'ninja' and after that thought processed, she ran for it.

Kakashi was definitely surprised when the girl in front of him jumped to the ground and landed in a gymnast's position. 'Not a ninja. But where did she learn to do that?' He didn't have much time to ponder this though as she soon started running blindly through the forest.

(A/N: Hey guys! What did you think? Please tell me. By the way, I'm English so I don't use American words really, if I use an English word and your confused about it just PM and I'll tell you what it means.)