A/N ….No comments. Read the story, review…..I JUST SAW HITMAN AND IT KICKED A-
Mission: Babysitting
"DAD!"
The Super robot shook at the voices yelled.
"What was that!?! Gibson?" Chiro asked in the main room.
"Sensors are picking up atleast a hundred….things."
"Things, genius?" Sprx asked.
"I am unable to tell what they are. They are not Formless that I know of," Gibson explained, looking at the sensor.
"I know what it is!" Blade100 yelled, appearing over the blue monkey's shoulder. "And so does he!"
The Hyper Force turned to see the one. The ONLY….
"D!" Blade yelled. "What do you want?!"
"You see….those monsters outside of Shuggazoom are….my children…Your nephews and nieces."
THUMP!
Later
"I don't see why WE have to take care of them!" Sprx argued.
"My children are here for my opinion on their work," D explained as the army of monsters was walking to the Robot.
"Opinion? What do you mean?" Otto asked.
"Each of my of my children are warriors, and they each want to be the best in my eyes. Every few hundred years they all come together and ask. I care about each so it is quite difficult."
"So you're running," Blade said.
"Not running. You see I have… found it difficult to watch all of them at once, and I am quite busy as ruler of the Underworld…."
"So you don't know what any of them have them?" Chiro asked.
"Yes, correct Chiro. All you must do is….stall."
"Why should we?!" Nova argued.
"I believe they would tear the city apart, if you disagree," D answered, as a black mist surrounded his body. "Good luck."
Where D once stood, only was smoke. The Hyper Force and Blade100 sighed and looked at one another.
"It would appear we have no choice," Antauri said.
"Don't worry! I'll go get help!" Blade100 yelled, disappearing.
Later
The door opened and the group gulped. Through it came a man in a ripped and old black cloak. In his hand lied a long scythe and red eyes were under the hood.
The man reached to his hood and took it off revealing….a skeleton.
"Where is Father?" he asked.
"You're the…The…The…" Otto was at a lot of words. "The Grim Reaper?"
"Yes I…UNCLE!?"
Blade froze eyes wide. The grey monkey sighed and looked at the Grim Reaper.
"Reaper…"
"UNCLE!?!"
"DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!"
"AHHHH!"
Suddenly from the ceiling came four beings. Two boys and two girls, the girl's named Light Wing and Dragon. The boy named Dark Wing and Matt.
Dragon wore a dark Blue strapless stomach shirt with sky blue flames around the bottom and a dark blue mini skirt with sky blue flames going around the hem.
Dark Wing had black spiky hair with blue streaks, blue eyes, black jeans, black mussel shirt, and black shoes.
Light Wing, his wife, had long white hair with blue highlights, blue eyes, white skirt, white spaghetti strap, and white high heels.
Finally Matt had black spiky hair, green eyes, green shirt, black jeans, and white shoes.
"Why was I last?" Matt asked.
"Cause your ugly."
"Blade100 explained us everything…..No," Dark Wing said.
"Come on! We're going to need help watching all of them!" Chiro yelled.
"Mother!" Reaper yelled.
Reaper walked over to Dragon and hugged her.
"Wow… I'm being hugged by Death… I've been through weirder."
"Mother?!" Matt yelled. "What do you mean by that?!"
"My Father said so. He also said you were a fat old man," Reaper explained.
"Where are the others?" Gibson asked. "The other monsters I detected?"
"Usss?"
The team ran outside and saw dozens of monsters, each looking like something out a horror movie.
"You have got to be kidding…" Dark Wing whispered.
A large snake, half the size of the Super Robot came into view, and our heroes looked at it, but Reaper blocked their view.
"Bass! Put on your blindfold!" Reaper ordered. "Mother is here."
Reaper moved and the group saw the large snake named Bass had a red blindfold over his head.
"There! Happy now?" Bass asked as the monsters that could fit walked into the robot.
"Sigh, excuse Bass Mother, Uncle," a ghost lady said.
"Uh… Bass?" Otto asked.
"Most know him as the Basilisk, the King of Snakes, able to turn anything he sees to stone," a pale man in a black tuxedo said.
"And you are?" Gibson asked.
"Dracula, Lord of Vampire, and the Devil's favorite son."
"LIESSSSS!" Bass yelled. "I am Father'sssss favorite!"
Soon an argument began between Dracula and Bass. Dracula tackled the large snake and Bass tried getting him off.
"I see why D left," Gibson commented.
"BOTH OF YOU S-"
Dark Wing was suddenly crushed under Bass's weight, reducing him to nothing, but a pancake.
"Ow…"
"BOTH OF YOU CALM DOWN OR ELSE!" Dragon yelled and the two stopped.
"Yes Mother."
"Yessss Mother."
"Must you do that?" Gibson asked.
"Do what?"
"Hiss."
"No, but I enjoy hissing greatly. Comes with being the Snake King," Bass explained.
"No way can all of you freaks stay here!" Sprx yelled.
"We will remain here, until Father arrives!" Dracula yelled.
They then heard what sound like crying, and everyone turned to see a small baby, with skin white as snow, and eyes black as night.
"Uh….Hi?" Dragon greeted.
"WAAAH!"
The cry echoed loudly, nearly sending our heroes into the air.
"What's wrong with him?!" Blade100 asked.
"My guesss… He's hungry," Bass answered.
"… D better be working!" Matt yelled, slapping his head.
With D
"Let's see, Son Bass has turned a village to stone, Dracula was defeated by that Van Hellsing man… Reaper was enslaved by a little boy and girl? Sigh…"
Super Robot
"THAT'S IT!" Blade100 yelled, getting some tape out. He then grabbed the crying baby and next thing everyone knew, the baby was in a ball of tape.
"Blade100!" Dragon yelled, and hit him in the back of his head.
"What? Little guy loves it in there!"
Everyone heard the muffled cry grow and looked at one another. Light Wing took the ball from him and tore it apart. She then took the baby and started to swing her back and forth gently.
"Try singing to her while I acquire a meal for her," Gibson said, walking off.
"Uh…" Dragon tried to think what D would say to the child, but couldn't find anything.
"Hey! Grim Reaper, give us a hand!" Sprx ordered.
"Let's see….I remember a song Father D once sang to me," Reaper said. He then took the white as snow child and begin cradling him in his hands.
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
Papa's gonna help you kill the whole world
If that cries of people don't sing
Papa's gonna buy you a lady's skin
If that lady's skin goes bad
Papa's gonna buy you a broken glass
If that broken glass gets lost
Papa's gonna buy you a dead goat
If that dead goat won't make you laugh
Papa's gonna buy you a million bulls
If those bulls don't kill
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Cerberus
If that dog named Cerberus don't kill,
Papa's gonna buy a million horse corpses
If those corpses don't make you laugh,
You'll still be evilest baby in town
"…I'm scared…" Blade100 whispered.
"I can't believe you're related to these guys Blade!" Dark Wing yelled.
"Don't remind me…"
"Look at the bright side!" Otto said.
"What's that?"
"Reaper has a wonderful singing voice!"
With D
"Creeper did get his house destroyed, but he did kill atleast twenty officers and atleast a dozen teenage students… Hannibal has been very good in killing lately, and his last kill was quite beautiful… So hard to choose!"
Super Robot
"Where's Blade100?" Chiro asked.
"AHHH! HELP! HANNIBAL IS TRYING TO EAT MY LEGS…! WITH MUSTARD!"
"Sigh. I'll go get him," Blade said, walking off.
A/N What's next for our heroes?! I don't know, but you can bet it'll be funny! R n R!
DON'T OWN ANYONE BUT, BLADE, BLADE100, BASS, REPEAR, AND D!
