EXTREME SILLIENESS!!!:


It was a lovely day in Konaha...well, except for the fact that there seemed to be a very long line in the market. Team 7 (minus Sasuke) was out for their weekly shopping spree. Kakashi found that it was very liberating to be able to spend money on entertainment every once in a while...or something like that. Anywho, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura were going to the market, when they ran into that really long line I mentioned earlier.

"What the heck is going on?" Kakashi asked. He didn't like his shopping spree to be inttereupted, especially before it even started! A little known fact, Kakashi actually collected wooden toy boats. You know, the ones you spend hours puttting together 'cause you can't find any glue, then when you find some you realize that the instructions are in Norweagen, which is odd 'cause the boat parts were made in China. Then you start glueing hoping it comes out right when you accidentally glue the wood to the table and need to find a large spatchula. Well, it turns out that Kakashi is fluent in Norweagen, thus having no problem reading the instructions and skipping the last two problems assosiated with constructing a wooden toy boat. Wait a minute, where was I? Oh yeah, Kakashi was mad 'cause he couldn't buy toy boats.

"Where did this line come from?" Sakura asked. She, being an average teenage girl, wanted to buy clothes.

"Why are you asking us?" Kakashi asked her, "I have no idea, and Naruto's an idiot."

"Hey!" Naruto shouted at his sensei,"I'm not an idiot! And if you ever call me that again I'll personally jam all of your stupid toy boats down your throat!!!" Yes, Naruto knew about Kakashi's toy boats. You may be wondering why Naruto was acting so mean. Well, the answer is that Naruto was mad. Earlier that week, Naruto was playing with his train set. Naruto actually is a member of the Secret Members of the Organization of Train Enthusiests. Or, SMOTE. Oddly enough, Train Enthusiests usually forget about 'E's and add 'O's when talking in acronyms. So, it was really called SMOOT. Weird huh? Anyway, Naruto was playing with his rather large train town when he heard a knock on his door. He when to answer it, and found no on there. Instead he found a note reading,"You've been TAGed." Yes, TAGed. TAG was another acronym, standing for Train Annihalater's Group. Naruto of course read this as,"You've been TAGOed," but he knew what was going on anyway. He rushed back to his train set, to find it completely destroyed. This is why Naruto was mad. Most of Naruto's trains were one-of-a-kind, thus couldn't be replaced. So Naruto had spent the rest of the week (untill this very moment) curled up in a corner wollowing in his misery. Kakashi eventually had to go get him to go shopping, so Naruto was dragged from his corner quite fourcefully.

Kakashi seemed quite pannicked when he heard his boats being threatened, so he immediatly changed the subject.

"So Sakura, what are you looking for today?" Kakashi already knew of course. Sakura had been talking about it for the last 34 days. As soon as he said this though, her eyes lit up.

"There's a big sale at Glittery Things!" She said happily. Glittery Things was pretty much the only jewlery store that sold things Kunoichis could wear. Such as dimand encrusted headbands, and anklets that doubled as secret kunai holders. Of course, things at Glittery Things were quite expesive, so when there was a sale, everyone knew.

"Well good luck getting there," Naruto said in his anger,"With this line, you'll get there after they sell the last kunai-hairclip."

"NOT THE HAIRCLIPS!"Sakura shouted, she immediatly rushed into the crowd, and elbowed her way through. This left Kakashi alone with Naruto. Kakashi did not like this, for Naruto was giving him the evil eye. When the usually happy Naruto gives you the evil eye, it's scary. VERY scary.

"Um..." he said,"what do you think the lines for?"

Naruto said nothing. He just wollowed in his angst and misery as he glared at Kakashi.

Kakashi quickly looked away. Unfortunatly, covering up most of one's face actually does effect your ability to dodge things. So, he when he quickly turned away, he accidentally hit his head on a pole. Where did this pole come from you ask? Why the pole salesmen of course! This caused Kakashi to spew a stream of words that are unsuitlable for all children under the age of 17, so I'll just use a serise of random symbols.

"#!$" Kakashi shouted. Naruto said nothing, he just glared at the pole salesmen who had succeeded in smacking his sensei in the head with a pole(accidentally or not.). At that moment, Naruto had wanted to smack his sensei in the head with a pole. When someone beats you to smacking someone with a pole, you get mad.

"What the crap was that?!?" Naruto shouted at the pole salesmen. At this moment, the author decided that 'the pole salesmen' was too annoying to write, so he will be given a name. We shall call him, Paul.

Paul looked at a very mad Naruto, and a very in-pain Kakashi.

"That," he stated,"was your sensei smacking into a pole. It was my fault, sorry."

"I know that," Naruto said,"I just wanted to smack him with a pole! Why'd you have to do it first?" Kakashi looked at his student, and frowned. It was hard to tell he was frowning, 'cause he's always wearing a mask. He frowned none-the-less. He stopped frowning when he realized that Naruto's jaket (usually orange) was now blue. He found this odd. Naruto's jaket hadn't turned suddenly blue of course, it's just that when Kakashi hit his head on the pole, he became temorarily color-blind. When Kakashi saw Naruto's jaket was now blue, he thought that Naruto had decided to go emo on him. Having already had one emo student, (which went horribly wrong) Kakashi became panniced...again.

Paul and Naruto knew nothing of this of course, they just continued to talk.

"Sorry about your sensei," Paul continued,"Here, I'll make it up to you."

"What are you going to do?" Naruto asked,"Give us a free pole?"

"No, I'll give you this." Paul them produced a snowglobe. You may be wondering why a pole salesmen had a snowglobe, but I must inform you, this was no ordinary snowglobe. Nor was Paul an ordinary pole salesmen. He was actually a magic pole salesmen. How else could he just randomly pop out of nowhere to smack Kakashi with a pole?

"This is a special snowglobe,"Paul went on,"It grants whoever holds it three wishes."

"Three wishes?" Naruto asked.

"Yes."

"Can you wish for more wishes?"

"No."

"Well that's a rip-off! What's the point of having three wishes if you can't wish for more!?" Unfortunalty, Paul (the magic pole salesmen) and his poles dissapeared.

"Crazy old man" Naruto mummbled as he held his new magic snowglobe,"I doubt this even works." Naruto paused. He was just given a magic snowglobe. Why didn't he just try it out?

"I wish my train set was fixed," he said quietly. A moment later, Naruto's train-senses tingled. Yes, Naruto has train-senses. He knew immediatly that his wish had come true. He quickly ran to his house to check.

Kakashi, who wasn't doing anything through all of this, decided to follow him. What else did he have to do?

Naruto got to his house, and quickly confirmed that his trainset was fixed. His caused him to no longer be miserable. Yay. Anywho, he was happy once more.

"Naruto!" Kakashi shouted,"What are you doing?"

"Look at this sensei!" Naruto shouted while holding out his magic snowglobe,"It's a magic snowglobe!"

"A magic snowglobe?" (is there an echo in here?)


What will happen next? What will Kakashi do when he relizes that Naruto's not lying? Find out next time! Now for the three scariest words you could ever read...

...To be continued...