This is my first story so please be nice about it. Sorry for any errors that this may have. I still haven't decided if I am going to add more one shots or not. It depends if I come up with more one shots or not. My sister helped me come up with this one after I read a Fanfiction where Percy pretty much accused Zeus of sleeping with every available woman. We were joking around and I decided to write what we said down. I hope you enjoy it.
I, unfortunately, don't own the Percy Jackson series or the characters within it, no matter how much I wish I did.
Percy, Annabeth and Grover walked into the gods throne room all of them nervous but Percy. Percy was so brave it was stupid. Upon entry, Percy bowed to every god and goddess in the room, including Hestia, except for two. Finally he turned to Zeus.
"Here's your stupid bolt. Luke, son of Hermes, stole it with the help of Ares, who as you can see is absent." Percy said. Zeus ignored everything, his face a picture of fury.
"How dare you not bow to the king of gods!" Zeus bellowed. Every other demigod would have ran for their lives in fear of an angry Zeus, but not Percy. No, he had to go and make it worse.
"I don't bow to man whores." Percy replied as if it were obvious. "I mean, you sleep with every willing female! Not to mention the fact that you cheat on you faithful wife! Even if she is a complete pain that doesn't mean that it's right to cheat on her every chance you get!" Annabeth and Grover were staring at Percy as if he had lost his mind.
"You insolent little sea spawn!" Zeus bellowed raising his newly returned lightning bolt. Before he could smite the male demigod, Percy continued to talk.
"I mean, you wouldn't bow to a slut would you?" Percy reasoned. "Why do you think I didn't bow to Aphrodite."
THE END!
If you feel like it tell me what you think! I really hope you enjoyed this.
