Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Twenty-eighth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-seven in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree and The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever. They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim or the script for Day of Da Spooies, or any of the songs in here. Enjoy!

Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever

Setting 1 Zim's House

Amethyst rises up out of the toilet in her normal human disguise. She stretches having just woken up. She sees Kierra on the couch in her cat suit flipping throw the channels looking for something to watch and obviously having no luck.

-Amethyst- (she yawns) Good morning Kierra.

-Kierra- (she runs over to her Master) Oh good you're finally awake Master.

-Amethyst- (she is out of the toilet at this point and has her arms on her sides looking angrily at Kierra after what she just said) And what is that supposed to mean Kierra?

-Kierra- (sounding a little scared) Oh nothing Master it's just that I woke up earlier then usual this morning and I noticed that your Father, Gir, and Minimoose are all gone.

-Amethyst- (sounding worried) What? Why didn't you wake me Kierra?

-Kierra- I'm sorry Master I just thought that you needed you rest after Gir completely ruined your Father's latest evil plan the day before the day before yesterday.

-Amethyst- You know Kierra the Dib monkey did have a hand in ruining the plan too.

-Kierra- I know Master but it was mostly Gir's fault.

-Amethyst- Yeah that is true Kierra.

-Kierra- And also Master you and your Father spent all day yesterday collecting and gene splicing Raptors. So I just thought that you needed your sleep.

-Amethyst- Well I appreciate your concern Kierra but this is serious. Are you sure you looked every where?

-Kierra- (sounding very annoyed) Of course I did Master what do you think I am some kind of Gir?

-Amethyst- No of course not Kierra. Hmm…Computer.

-Zim's Computer- ZZZZZZ...

-Amethyst- COMPUTER!!!!

-Zim's Computer- (he just woke up) I'm up. I'm up.

-Amethyst- Were you sleeping again?

-Zim's Computer- No of course not.

-Amethyst- (not believing a word he said) Aha. So any way Computer do you know where my Father, Gir, and Minimoose are?

-Zim's Computer- Oh yeah they left you a message do you want me to play it for you.

-Amethyst- (sarcastically) No I want you to go back to sleep. Of course I want you to play the message for me.

-Zim's Computer- O.k. you don't have to get an attitude.

-Amethyst- Oh just play the message already.

-Zim's Computer- Whatever. (a T.V. comes down from the ceiling and Zim is on it you can tell he is in the Voot Cruiser. Gir is sitting next to him and Minimoose is there too.)

-Zim- Morning Amethyst if you're watching this it means that you have noticed the absence of my glorious presences and that is simply because I am taking Gir and Minimoose to the Irken military training planet Devastis. I am fed up with Gir's in ability to obey his Master. I mean it was all his fault that my latest evil plan resulted in such a miserable failure and before we unleash the new plan I want him to be completely obedient so he does not ruin my plans ever again. Any way Amethyst we will be gone all day while we're gone I want you and Kierra to guard the base and use your containment level wrist watch checker to keep an eye on the containment levels on the Raptor's containment pods. I mean it Amethyst don't let any thing happen to that watch if you do the Raptors will escape into the base and unleash horrible pain a pone you and Kierra. And one more thing Amethyst...(he notices that Gir is about to press a certain button) GIR DON'T TOUTCH THAT!!! (but Gir does not listen and he pushes it any way and the curser goes really fast obviously that was the hyper drive button) AHH!!!!

-Zim's Computer- (the T.V. goes back into the ceiling) And it just sort of ends there.

-Amethyst- (she puts her head in her hand in annoyance for Gir stupidity. She groan) Some how I don't think Dad's latest plan is going to work Kierra.

-Kierra- But Master I thought you thought your Father's plans always work.

-Amethyst- What? Oh no Kierra not the Raptor plan that plan is pure genius I mean who else would think to use Raptors to reek havoc a pone all the human's filthy heads. No Kierra I mean Dad's plan to make Gir obedient. I mean Dad told me about the time he tried to lock Gir into Duty mode and that resulted in a horrible failure. (she signs) If you ask me Kierra Gir will never be obedient unless he gets something out of it or he considers the task to be fun.

-Kierra- Yeah I would have to agree with you on that one Master. I mean you have a better chance of pigs flying then Gir being obedient or smart for that matter.

-Amethyst- Ha-ha yeah your right about that Kierra. But you gotta love him any way. I mean he can't help it. (she looks at her watch) Well it appears that the containment levels on the Raptors' containment pods are right for now. It's a good thing that Dad invented these watches after all he did not want a repeat of what happened with the brain parasite's containment pod. Man that must of heart poor Dad. (she turn to Kierra) So what do you want to do while we wait for Dad to return Kierra?

-Kierra- Oh I don't know Master what do you want to do?

-Amethyst- (she starts to head into the living room part of the base and Kierra follows her) Oh I don't know Kierra I guess we could watch a movie, play Dance Dance Revolution, or do some karaoke the possibilities are endless after all Kierra. Dad did kind of give us the day off..

-An unknown voice- Now Amethyst I don't think your Father would approve of you playing an Earth game when you're supposed to be keeping an eye on the containment levels.

-Amethyst- (she turns to Kierra expecting that she said that) Kierra I already told you that that's what the wrist watch is for.

-Kierra- A Master that wasn't me.

-Amethyst- What? Then who said that Kierra?

-Skoodge- (he seemed to come out from no where in a weird get up he looked like an Earth Surfer he had long blond hair and a surfer out fit on) Hi Amethyst.

-Amethyst- (anger and confusion in her voice) Skoodge what are you doing here I thought my Father kicked you out and what are you wearing you look ridiculous.

-Skoodge- Oh he did kick me out but I knew he was just kidding and this is my new human disguise. Isn't this great Amethyst now I can help you and your father out with your mission.

-Amethyst- (as angry as can be) Silence Skoodge you had your chance to help me and Dad out with our mission but you failed miserably now get out of here you useless excuse for an invader. I never want to see your ugly short self ever ever again.

-Skoodge- Jesse Amethyst it's real easy to tell that your Zim's daughter I mean you can be really mean some times.

-Amethyst- I'll take that as a complement (she opened the door) Now get out of here you munchkin of and Irken and don't ever come back. (Skoodge walked out looking all sad and she slammed the door and turned to Kierra)

-Kierra- A Master don't you think that was a little mean?

-Amethyst- I don't want to hear it from you Kierra that pathetic excuse for an invader got what he deserved. It was all his fault that Dad's Day of Da Spookies plan resulted in such a miserable failure. I mean what kind of idiot goes into the fetal passion just because people are starting at you. That just dumb. I hate Skoodge almost as much as I hate Silvia. In fact Kierra it was a couple of days after my horrible experience with Silvia that my hatred for Skoodge arose. You see Kierra Silvia is this stupid Irken girl who has had a cruse on my Dad ever since the first day they met, but Dad considered her too much of an annoyance so he betrayed her love for him and abandoned her, and you can imagine how ticked off she was Kierra. So she tried to use me to get her revenge on him. She tried to kill me Kierra by exposing me to the horrible Goopa of Doom. But luckily for me Dad was there to save me but I did get very sick after wards Kierra. My skin was a pale green for 2 to 3 earth weeks, I was coughing constantly, and I had to consume 1,000 a pone 1,000 of bowls of Irken Soup I was sick of the stuff after wards. The only good thing about being sick was the fact that I got to stay home from Skool. Any way Kierra one day Dad came home in a big huff. He called everyone down into the lab and began to set up Dib schematics and research everywhere. Then he showed us all what happened that day at Skool on one of the big T.V. screens in the lab. You see Kierra the Dib stink was doing a lecture about these weird looking creatures. I think he called them slug people. After he was done Dad made a funny joke about the Dib have slugs of his own and how they were devouring his brain. Everyone laughed but the Dib was not at all happy about the attention he was receiving. So in an argent way he told the whole class just how much he knew about our race. I was shock Kierra and so was Dad all he could do was just make the humans look that other way and run out. Boy was Dad mad Kierra but he would not let a pathetic human like the Dib just get away with what he just said. So he came up with an ingenious plan to get the human to stop believing in his precious paranormal nonsense and leave us alone. Dad's first plan was to use the legend of bigfeets against the human but that didn't work out so well. Then his next idea was to use a invisibility shrouds that he had enhance to make them a ghost suits. Of course me and Skoodge both offered our help both time but each time Dad said "I was too sick" and he would just not except help from Skoodge. Any way Kierra fifteen minutes into Dad's new plan he called the base and you won't believe this Kierra but Dad actually called the base asking for Skoodge's help. So I help Skoodge out with the ghost inspector disguise as best I could, wished him good luck, sent him on his way, and that's were all the trouble started Kierra.

Setting 2 the Flask back finally begins.

We open our scene in Zim's living room Amethyst is sitting on the couch in her human disguise. She has a blanket wrapped around her shoulders and a thermometer in her mouth. Just as she described to Kierra her skin is a very pale green her contacts look red and diseased like what our eyes look like when we're sick. I would suspect that her alien blue eyes are a shade of purple in some places right now. Her human hair is a little messed up and she looks terrible. She has some Irken soup in her lap and her I-home is sitting next to her obviously this was before she bought the docker.

-Zim's Computer- O.k. Amethyst it has been 5 minutes you can take the thermometer out now.

-Amethyst- Finally (she takes it out and looks at the screen the thermometer is an electric one and it has a screen that tells you what the tempter is you still have to time it though.) Oh man (she coughs) my tempter is still 104 degrees. (she coughs) I was hoping I would be better by now. Stupid Silvia. (she coughs again and puts her hand on her stomach) Ow man I feel terrible. Computer what should I do?

-Zim's Computer- I guess you should just eat some more Irken soup Amethyst.

-Amethyst- I guess you're right Computer. (she spoons some of the soup in her mouth) Oh man I hate this stuff. It's just making me feel worst. (she cough) If I eat one more bight of this stuff I'm going to throw up. (she pushed it off of her lap she turned to her i-home) Maybe some music will make me feel better. (she pushed a button on the i-home and the music began to play MY IMMORTAL by EVANESCENCE)

-The machine-These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
(she paused the music not wanting to hear a song that reminded her about her sickness)

-Amethyst- Oh great even my own music is against me. (she cough) What else could go wrong?

-Skoodge- (he came running into the base in his robot "professional ghost person" suit he slammed the door he was very scared) Ahh!!! I can't handle the pressure when I was on Blorch the rat people never stared at me they just attacked me and I can handle that. What I can't handle is pressure Ahh!!! (he went into the feudal passion)

-Amethyst- Skoodge what's wrong. (she coughed) What happened?

-Skoodge- Oh it was awful Amethyst I was having fun dancing when your Father kicked me and then his suit got stuck and he expected me to do something and everyone was starting at me I couldn't take it Ahh!!!!

-Amethyst- Skoodge (she coughed) what are you talking about where's my Dad.

-Skoodge- I don't know Amethyst he's probably still at the human's house.

-Amethyst- (still sick but very worried) What you mean you just left him there. Skoodge you idiot. Why did you do that?

-Skoodge- I'm sorry Amethyst I can't handle the pressure. (he ran to the kitchen screaming headed back to the safety of the basement) Ahh!!!

-Zim's Computer- O.k.

-Amethyst- (she looked at her thermometer again it still read a 104) NO!!!! (she throw it to the side) I don't care how sick I am Dad needs me. (she stood up and almost fell back down because she was so weak) Wow O.k. Amethyst calm down you can do this. (she cough) Computer bring me the disguise machine and the jet shoes Dad invented last week. (she coughed)

-Zim's Computer- A I don't think that's such a good idea Amethyst you're still very sick need I remind you that your tempter is still 104 degrees and it could only get worse if you do this.

-Amethyst-(she coughed) Don't contradict me Computer I'm fine. (she coughed again) Now do as I say that's your job not contradicting me.

-Zim's Computer- O.k. (the disguise machine came down from the ceiling along with some shoes that where on a levitating cylinder)

-Amethyst- Good work Computer (she flipped throw the choices and found an outfit that looked like the third ghost from A Christmas Carol a really scary looking mask came with it) This one looks good (she coughed) defiantly scary enough to frighten all of those pathetic humans. (she pushed the button and the machine clamped on to her it came of to reveal her in her new disguise. She grabbed the shoes and began to take off her shoes and put them on) Good and with these shoes and my powers I'll make an even more convincing ghost then Dad. (she coughed some more and finished putting on the shoes)

-Zim's Computer- Amethyst are you sure you want to do this. I really think you should just..

-Amethyst- SILENCE COMPUTER!!!! I know what I'm doing. (she grabbed her i-home and began to head out the door using her super speed) See you later Computer.

-Zim's Computer- Wait Amethyst. (but it was too late she was already gone) Oh man Zim is gonna deactivate me for letting her go that or he'll talk constantly which is even worse. (he signs) It's going to be a long and annoying night.

Setting 3 out side of Dib's house.

The Mysterious Mysteries people have Zim in a bucket in his disguise.

-Zim- NOOOOO!! I AM ZIM!! I AM ZIIIM!

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 1- Shut up you weird ghost. (he and his companion throw Zim into the truck and close the doors he turns to the other guy) Too bad about there being only one ghost. I wanted to take a picture. My kids would of loved it.

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 2- I'm glad there was only one ghost. I'm afraid of more then one ghosts in an area. (then Amethyst plays some spooky music) Ahh!!! What's that noise?

-Amethyst- (she appears floating and scary like) Foolish mortals.

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 2- Ahh!!! Who are you?

-Amethyst- (she coughs a little) That's not important right now. (she coughs she is doing everything she can to act scary) What is important is that I have come to warn you vile stink creatures. If you don't release that ghost at once I will unleash horrible pain a pone your filthy human heads. (she couched some more but she still tried to be scary)

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 2- Oh man we've got to get out of here. (he starts to run but the other guy grabs his hand)

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 1- Wait hold on man. (he turned to Amethyst) How do we know you're really a ghost?

-Amethyst- I'll prove it to you foolish mortals (her sickness was starting to get the best of her) Wait.(she cover her moth obviously she is about the throw up she holds up one hand) hold on (she can't hold it in any longer she throw up glowing throw up all over them)

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 1 and 2- AHH SHE THROW UP HER GHOST ECTOPLASM ALL OVER US. AHH!!! (they run off)

-Amethyst- Actually it's Irken soup (she removed her disguise and put her i-home in her Pak) Well that was sure lucky. Now lets get down to business (she floated to the ground and almost fell to the ground still feeling weak and sick) Wow hold on Amethyst just a little bit longer. (she flew into the van using her phasing abilities to get into the truck.)

-Zim- (he was still in his bucket when he saw Amethyst his first words where) Amethyst what are you doing here I told you you where too sick to help me out with my ghostly mission.

-Amethyst- (as she said her lines she phased her hand throw her father's bucket to get him out) I know what you said Dad but Skoodge came to the base all scared and freaked out like. (she coughed a little) And I just knew you needed my help so I came to help you. (at this point she had Zim completely out of his bucket and she let go of his hand and turned to him) Now come on Dad take off that suit so we can get out of here.

-Zim- I wish I could Amethyst but the inferior suit is stuck it will not listen to ZIM!!!!

-Amethyst- (she coughed) Don't worry Dad I brought a shocker. (she took a shocker out and coughed some more) It should get your suit un stuck. Mind you it will hurt a little.

-Zim- I don't care Amethyst just do it.

-Amethyst- (she coughed) O.k. Dad here goes nothing.

-Zim-(Amethyst shocked Zim) Ow!!! (the suit came off) It worked good job Amethyst.

-Amethyst- (she coughed) Thanks Dad. (she turned to the door wanting to open the door so they could get out) Now let's get out off here...(she fainted into Zim's arms)

-Zim- (he held Amethyst in his hands and looked at her) Oh Amethyst why didn't you just listen to me I told you you where too sick to help me out with my ghostly mission (he signed and we go back out side)

Setting 4 back out side.

The Mysterious Mysteries workers are running back to the van the Mysterious Mysteries host, the camera crew men, and the guy that is holding Dib's bucket are following them.

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Are you guys sure it was a real ghost?

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 1- Yeah she throw up her gross ghost ectoplasm all over us. See(he shows him the throw up that is still on him)

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Yeah that sure does look unnatural. (he turns to Dib as they stop in front of the truck) Well Dib this could be your lucky day if this ghost turns out to be real then we'll have the chance to experiment on a sick ghost and you'll be know as the Best Paranormal Investigator Ever.

-Dib- Really then do you think you could get me out of this bucket because there are still rates in here.

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- We'll see. (he turns to the camera crew) O.k. camera crew lets began. (they turn on the camera) Long have we thought that ghosts could not get sick but now thanks to Dib the Best Paranormal Investigator Ever To Live we may have a chance to prove that theory wrong. My poor colleagues where unluckily enough to get attack by this sick ghost.

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 1- (he waves at the camera) Hi kids look a ghost throw up on me. Yeah!!!

-Mysterious Mysteries worker 2- Hi mom and you said I would never amount to anything

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Yes yes that's very nice you guys now go make yourselves useful and open the door so our viewers can see the truth. (they open the door and all that is there is Zim holding Amethyst both of them are in their disguise. Amethyst is still out cold) Oh no not you again where are the ghosts?

-Zim- Foolish humans there is no such thing as ghosts it was all a prank set up be the Dib stink to make a fool of you all. Ha-ha Now get out of my way vile stink creatures I have to take my sick sister home.

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Oh sure (they get out of Zim's way and he begins to leave the host looks at Amethyst) Poor kid she looks really sick.

-Dib- What you're just letting them go they were the ghosts they were trying to get me to stop believing in the paranormal so I would stop hounding them because they're aliens.

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Oh man not this again. Some one please just throw that crazy kid into the Insane Big Headed Kid Bucket with snakes in it.

-Dib- My head's not big and…Wait NO!!! (the man puts him in the other bucket) AHH!!! THIS IS INSANE.

-Mysterious Mysteries Host- Yes it sure is come on guys lets get out of here. (they leave and we black out and reopen in Amethyst's room)

Setting 5 Amethyst's room

Zim puts Amethyst in her bed he removed her disguise and tucked her in and left her room closing the door behind him. His communicator came out of his Pak.

-Zim- Skoodge get down here NOW!!!!

-Skoodge- (he runs up to Zim still in the suit) Oh Zim you're alright I'm so glad....

-Zim- Silence Skoodge this is all your fault. I hope you're happy Skoodge thanks to you Amethyst could get even sicker. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN TO ZIM!!! But you couldn't even do that right. Get out of my base Skoodge I never want to see your filthy Skoodge face ever ever again.

-Skoodge- But Zim.

-Zim- OUT!!! (Skoodge leaves in sorrow and we back out)

Setting 6 Present time.

-Kierra- A Master how could you remember something that happened if you were unconscious.

-Amethyst- I don't know Kierra but now do you see why I don't like Skoodge?

-Kierra- Yes I do Master. What an idiot he almost makes Gir seem smart. Almost.

-Amethyst- Yes he sure does. (they here a nock on the door)

Oh I wonder who's at the door find out in the next chapter until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!