The Mole
A/N: As always, none of the characters belong to me, and the ABC television show "The Mole" belongs to ABC. Please R/R
::Malfoy, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Crabbe, and Goyle stood around, outside of a large castle. They were looking around at one another suspiciously. ::

Ron: Where IS Harry?? He should have been here 1 hour ago..

Hermione: He's not one to be late..

Malfoy: Who gives a crap? I say we hurry up and get started, coz I want that prize money.

Ron narrowes his eyes at Draco.

Ron: You're the mole, aren't you, you slimy git?!

Malfoy smiles.

Malfoy: Weasel, If I was, I wouldn't be very up to telling you.

Hermione: Ron, you shouldn't go accusing people of being The Mole! It's very rude and unfair...almost as bad as what "they" dp to those poor, innocent house elfs..

Malfoy: If you are The Mole, Granger, we might as well kill ourselves now!

Hermione: I never said I was. I also never said I wasn't.

Crabbe and Goyle: ::gasp::!!!!

Malfoy: What is up with you two? You haven't said two words since we got here.
But the two stupid morans do not have time to answer. The host of the show, Ludo Bagman, walks up to greet them.

Bagman: Well, you all face your first challenge in just a few moments. You first will be divided into three teams--The intelligent team (everyone looks at Hermione), the stupid team (everyone looks at crabbe and goyle), and the resourcefull team (everyone looks confused). Don't worry, these teams have been pre-decided. If you haven't already noticed, your friend Harry isn't here (Ron shoots Malfoy a dirty/suspicious look). This is because we have Mr Potter somewhere here in England. Your job is to find him. You have exactly two hours from the time I tell you to begin to find him.

Hermione looked worried.

Ginny screams.

Hermione: And what if we don't find him?

Bagman: Then we will feed him to the sharks
Ginny screams again.

Malfoy grins.

Bagman:...as well as the rest of you. If you complete this mission successfully, you will each be 5,000 galleons richer. Can you complete the mission, or will you all be shark food?

Crabbe: I vote for shark food.
::Malfoy hits Crabbe upside the head::

Malfoy: Stupid, stupid……

Bagman: If you would please let me continue (::Bagman gives crabbe and malfoy a dirty look::) I will tell you what each group has to do and who they are. The intelligent group will be flying around on broomsticks trying to find Harry. The Inteligent Group will consist of Hermione and Ron.

Malfoy laughs.

Malfoy: Yeah right! Weasley's got to be the dumbest person I've ever met! …Besides of course for those two baboons….(::points to crabbe and goyle::)

Ron: I am NOT stupid!

Bagman: ANYWAY, the resourceful team will be out in a enchanted boat, over by the bay. They will be Draco and Ginny (*A/N: now isn't THAT the most unusual pairing..um yeah…*)

Malfoy: Hell no! I am most certainly not going to do go on a boat with Weasley Jr!
Ginny blushes.

Ginny: Well all that matters is that we find Harry, right?

Malfoy raises his eyebrows.

Malfoy: Um how about "NO"….

Bagman: And the last but certainly not least team is the Stupid Team, who will be simply appertating to different locations, in hopes that Harry is there. The Stupid Team will be Crabbe and Goyle.
No one seemed to dissagree with the fact that the two of them would be members of the Stupid Team.
Hermione turned to the two.

Hermione: Can you two apparate?

Crabbe shruggs.
Goyle: Well, isn't it illegel for us to apparate? I mean, we're only 16….

Bagman changes subject.
Bagman: Harry could be anywhere in the 40-mile radius. You will have exactly two hours to complete this task. Go!


*A/N Okay, this wasn't exactly well written, but there will be more to come. Thanks!

****Nadeya*** *