Back with another drabble! Riley disapproves of Bella. XD Not meant to offend. I don't own anything. Enjoy!
Raised You Right
Huffing in the back seat, Riley gathered the males' attention as she tossed the book she was reading aside. "Ry?" "That is so stupid! I mean the first one was stupid but Jenny said they
got better and they don't!" Dean looked to Sam for help. He smiled slightly. "Twilight series." Riley's arms crossed below her breasts. "I mean, it's like, friggin' impossible for her to get
pregnant! First off, Edward's body is too cold to keep sperm alive besides the fact that his heart doesn't beat so his blood doesn't pump so he couldn't get a boner anyway!" A frustrated
shout drowned out the snickers coming from the front seat. "I mean Jesus it's so stupid! Bella is like, the stupidest main character ever! Hello?! Obviously it's a trap! How stupid can you
be?! And vampires don't friggin' SPARKLE in the sunlight and they do not have dreamy smelling breath! God!"
There was a beat of silence before Dean swerved over to the shoulder and the brothers burst out laughing. A confused, innocent look took Riley's face, and she raised an eyebrow. "Am
I missing something here?" String arms man handled her into the front seat and their laughter calmed as she reclined against Sam, legs across Dean's lap. "Oh sweetheart," Dean
nuzzled her temple, laughter etched in his voice. Sam grinned. "Nice speech Ry. Spoken Like a true Winchester."
