Hello everyone! It's been a while right? I found this on my computer. I had written it ages ago but decided to post it because another plot bunny bit me. Yeah... It's stupid, pointless and breaks the 4th wall alot... But it'll be good way to pass the time.
So anyway... Read away!
Tidbits: One Piece Style
By Embodiment of Sekhmet
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The Opening...
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"It's to damn hot!" A girl with dark brown hair and rusty brown eyes complained letting her head drop down onto the hard wood of her desk with a loud 'thunk'. She wore a loose t-shirt and jeans, not exactly the coolest things in the world, but most of her summer clothing was in the laundry.
Her companion, a boy a little older then her with black hair, black eyes and a straw hat nodded in agreement. He looked far more comfortable in his loose red vest and jean cut offs. He also wore sandals, looking like he was ready for a day at the beach.
"It is pretty hot in here, ever thought about getting AC?" He asked softly, taking off his hat and wiping his brow for the fifth time since he had entered the room.
The girl groaned and turned to look him.
"Sorry, but I don't feel like spending extra money on something that probably would break the first time I used it." She muttered. It was the truth, she had a very limited budget and her parents felt like it was waste of money as well.
The boy replaced the hat on his head.
"In other words, you're cheap, right?" He stated pointedly.
The girl scowled and glared at him.
"Yes, I'm cheap, now get over it and go get me a fan." She ordered.
The boy grumbled and got up from his position on the floor to do as he was told.
The girl lifted her head up and stared at her computer screen.
It was too damn hot to pull together enough coherent thoughts to create a story, let alone sit in the hot kitchen (which was were her desk was placed) and read stories...
She sighed as the boy returned with her small fan and set it up on a chair so that it would blow on the both of them.
"Much better..." She smiled at the boy, relaxing as she felt the semi-colder air hit her sweaty face.
"Thanks Luffy!" She said before turning back to the computer screen.
Luffy nodded and pulled up another chair to watch her.
"So what are you going to be writing today?" He asked.
"Well, now that I'm just a little bit cooler I thought I'd write about how damn hot it is outside." She announced, pulling up her trusty notepad with a few clicks of the mouse.
Luffy sighed and propped up his head on his hands.
"Write away..."
The girl rolled her eyes and turned on her music. She stretched her arms above her head and cracked her fingers before beginning.
"And you're suppose to be my inspiration? Damn I thought you'd be a little better then that..." She said sarcastically to the other teenager, who by all rights, shouldn't have even existed.
"I'm too hot to move..." He complained, not at all bothered by the fact that he technically didn't exist.
"Damn straight." The girl, also known as a fanfiction authoress, muttered under her breath.
Thus, the story began...
Next chapter's better I swear!
