I don't own Hogan's Heroes or any of the charaters.
War by Schultz
I doubt that Schultz would write a poem, but if he did and he wrote it on this topic it might sound something like this:
I owned a big toy company
The largest in the land
Then the government took it away
When Hitler gained command
I was a soldier once more
Under Colonel Klink
Our country was at war
Quicker than a wink
I became sergeant of the guard
At Luft-Stalag 13
Klink will often times bombard
Me with insults oh so mean
The prisoners though are kind
They help me through the day
We lead lives intertwined
Klink is more enemy than they
Colonel Hogan leads his men
Carter, Newkirk, Kinch, Le Beau
They are smarter than
They will let me know
But I know something is cooking
I can feel it in my bones
But I do my job without looking
I don't bother with unknowns
Whatever they are doing
I leave up to Hogan's men
It's nothing worth pursuing
I hate war again
I want fighting to be over
Everyone to go home
Send Englanders back to Dover
Americans back across the sea
Let's all feast on strudel
And have everyone agree!
