Warning:

These drabbles are completely and utterly random. And unlike my previous stories that I seem to lose interest in after a few weeks this will be continued because I never run out of funny scenarios for my Naruto bishies. Whoo! That was a run-on sentence if I ever saw one.

These drabbles will be set in a/u time, and the characters are either late teens or young adults preferably. It may vary, we'll see.

Again, these are pretty damn random, so leave your logic at the door.

Rated M for course language ;)

"Goddamn helicopters are on my ass!"

"Oh crap!"

"Cheat codes, damn it, cheat codes!"

The sounds of police sirens, gunshots and screeching tires vibrated off of the walls of the small dark bedroom. It was 10 pm. It was a Friday night. It was Grand Theft Auto time.

"X,X,circle, triangle R1 and left! Hurry we're runnin' out of ammo!"

"Alright, Naruto, I'm on it." He seriously replied, concentrating on the screen while his fingers press the correct buttons from pure memorization.

In a matter of seconds, their character had full health, ammunition, and a flock of women chasing him.

"Fuck! Naruto, we don't have time for useless codes!" the brunette shouted, trying to shake hookers and grannies alike.

The blonde laughed and scratched his head, jokingly, "I know I know, just thought I'd mess with ya, Kiba. Ooh there's a code for eagle wings!!"

"Maybe later, right now I gotta shake these bitches."

"And the police? You do have 6 stars…"

"Yea, yea, them, too." He answered, tongue sticking out of his mouth totally focusing on the game. They had been at this for hours, and he wasn't about to let a small fender bender into a cop car cause him to restart and lose half of his cash. If he had to burn all of Vice City to the ground, then he would…

"What the hell?" came the voice of a silhouette.

Naruto and Kiba hissed as the light from the hallway blinded them. Who was that? How long had they been in here? It was as if someone snapped them back into reality…a reality they wanted no part of.

"Shut the door!" they both bellowed in unison, Kiba pausing the game and Naruto using their 'cheat sheet' to protect his eyes.

Once Naruto had regained his sight, he stared up at the fiend who dared disrupt them.

"Gaara?" he gasped, as if he hadn't seen his comrade in years.

"Yea." He replied curtly, pulling his headphones off and securing them around his neck. "We're meeting Uchiha at the movies, remember?"

Both boys stared up at him as if he were the Messiah and looked equally dumbfounded.

"We are?" Kiba asked anxiously, unconsciously pressing the controller tightly against his chest.

"Yes. You've been in here for over 5 hours. Not very healthy if you ask me."

"You know there used to be a time when you wouldn't talk at all…" Naruto pouted, crossing his arms and staring the other direction.

"There was also a time when you were taller then me. I suppose things change." Gaara smirked slightly, noticing Naruto's eye twitch. Naruto, grinded his teeth, remembered Gaara's somewhat random growth-spurt in the middle of their high school year.

"Well, can we at least save?" Kiba interrupted, holding no interest in their previous conversation. Not that it mattered to him; he was taller than both of them.

"Save and meet me outside, we're already running late." He commanded over his shoulder, as he zipped up his black jacket and placed the hood on his head, covering his blood red locks.

As soon as Gaara was out of sight, Naruto hopped over nearer to Kiba. "Ok! Right, left, up, up, up, down and circle for eagle wings!"

"I said SAVE ONLY!"

Both boys winced at Gaara's 'unhappy tone' and immediately shut down the game and ran to the car.

Gaara massaged his temples and shut his eyes in the passenger seat. Why he let Naruto drive, was beyond him.

"Something takes a part of me!" Naruto howled as he beat his hands against the steering wheel with the rhythm.

"Can you not sing while driving? It ruins the little concentration skills you posses." Gaara hissed out, trying to usher away the headache that was bound to come.

"Yea or can you at least change to something OTHER than Korn?" Kiba deadpanned from the backseat.

"Hey I'M drivin' so it's MY choice of music!" he grinned bobbing his head to the point of shaking the car.

"It's my car." Gaara mumbled to no one in particular, just feeling as if he should set the record straight.

"Ooh best part, best part!" Naruto smiled, rearing his head back to prepare for his favorite part.

"FIGHT! SOMETHINGS THEY FIIIGHT!" Naruto screamed, nearly hitting a fire hydrant in the process.

As they crossed over a bridge Gaara contemplated ending his life. Surely drowning was better than the torture of Naruto's singing.

"We're here!"

End.


Well a story deserves a random ending, no? I'll be making drabbles everyday, definitely, so long as you guys leave nice reviews, please. It'd be much appreciated. And tell me which characters you want to appear next :) Thanks for reading!