Authors note: This is my very first piece of fiction posted on the net so please be gentle with me and I'd much appreciate any constructive criticism. I'm also very new to LJ so if I've messed anything up posting this let me know how to fix it. The quote in the title is by Isaac Watts. I had great fun learning about Sloths (both the deadly sin and animal) on Wikipedia :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warnings: Gen, no spoilers
Summary: Dean gets mischievous when he has nothing to do.
For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do
Dean had done nothing useful for hours.
He cleaned weapons, absently singing Metallica,
Dude, could you stop, it's distracting.
Got cups of coffee on the hour, every hour,
Dean, you get any more and I'll still be buzzing tomorrow.
Watched a gazillion infomercials,
If you're that bored you could help with the research, Dean…Dean?
…
Sam sighed, finally finished, thankful for the last hour of peace. Picking up his phone, eyes narrowing, he stared at his suddenly pink display proclaiming the phone "Sammy's Girly Phone", the unicorn background and as it started ringing; the harmonious tones of "Barbie Girl."
"Dean!"
