Are you fucking delusional??? You didn't know that you were stuck in a snow globe this entire time are you FUCKING SERIOUS???? I threw a cat at a witch with weather vane hands for you people and you STILL don't pay attention to me?? Oh you go me a present. I bet they're those fucking mittens I wanted when we went shopping the other day well guess what. EVERYONE IN SCHOOL HAS THOSE MITTENS NOW. That's what happens when you sit on an immerging trend MOM. You think mittens in the putty that will seal this budding chasm between you and me?? I CAN'T BE FUCKING BOUGHT!!! I should just cut my eyes out and get done with it. I'm probably gunna start cutting myself for attention soon anyway! Nothing's gunna change in this house! I saw an episode of "Break the Silence" about this kind of abusive SHIT! I'm probably going to seek out an older man the attention you denied me I just know it. I should probably just start dating the 30-year-old philosophy major at a state school right now because that's where my life is headed I can feel it!! You know what, I can't take this anymore. If you need my I'll be losing my virginity to Wybie downstairs in the old lady terrier whore house to ensure that nobody will ever be able to take from me something so valuable as my childhood WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AGAIN!