Eh, I felt that I needed to write this little drabble. Its Alayna, my character(you remember her, right?), talking about Artemis Fowl(The Second, of course).

Yes, Alayna is a demigod. She was also one of Artemis' Hunters. Emphasis on was.

Disclaimer: I do not own Arty.


I twiddled my hair. Cursed Irish boy. How dare he make me this uncomfortable?

Deep breaths, deep breaths... ah, much better.

Allow me to explain.

I absolutely adore love/hate relationships. But, you see, I thought they were only possible in books, movies, et cetera, et cetera.

One minute I love him, then he goes off and does something completely idiotic, and I'm back to hating him again. Very stressful.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?

What do you get when you cross a mortal genius with a demigod genius?

Well, I admit, I didn't think it was plausible for such people to meet. But it was.

It wouldn't end well, I suppose. You have to factor in that they are of the opposite sex, which means fights, arguments, things of that nature.

There is also the fact that one is a demigod, the other is mortal.

An unsurpassable problem. No amount of time they spend together could get them over the fact that they are from two different worlds.

But that hasn't stopped anyone before, has it?

So, what do you get when you cross a mortal genius and a demigod genius?

An extremely interesting chess match.

You also get a very complicated relationship.

Then again, life surprises you in the most wonderful of ways, doesn't it?