The Random Observations of a Random Observer

Chapter One: Windows Are Dangerous To Your Health

A green-haired girl sat on the edge of a bed, which was sagging under the weight of all the crap that had been piled upon it. Wading through a bunch of crumpled papers, she turned her head in sudden response to a sleek calico cat jumping into her arms. Smiling and walking forward, she ran straight into the single window in her room.

Now, normally, one would just bang your head and fall back down and remark upon your stupidity upon running into a window. (I mean, after all, how many people can run into a window?!) But, of course, Karmi, always the non-conformist, went straight through the window and into the black hole, which had just appeared. Go figure.

~ Meanwhile, In Another Part Of Town. ~

Luna Nehelania Pierce, Karmi's slightly more graceful friend, is simply not klutzy enough to run into a window. However, she is not above tripping on something. In this particular instance, the object in questions was a rubber ducky. No one knows exactly how and why there was a rubber ducky in Luna's room, on the account of A)she does not possess one, and B) Luna is simply not that weird...to have a rubber ducky floating around aimlessly in her room. Karmi is a different story, but let's not go into that.

Thus, you can guess what happened next. Luna tripped and fell straight into her window. Boom, except without the noise, since, like Karmi, instead of actually hitting the window, she went straight through it. Black hole, etc etc, voila. (Well, hers was white. Just to annoy her by making her be sucked into a giant vastness of WHITE.) Instant transportation to the Spooner Continent. Oh the possibilities. . .

tbc

AN: Woo hoo! I am going to have SO MUCH FUN with this! = D Not that anyone will actually ever read it, but oh well! ^_______________^ Also, note that both the rubber ducky and calico cat follow us into Spooner. Hehehehe....

Until next time ya'll!